08:38:46

Meltdown May Meltdown May MELTDOWN MAY MELTDOWN MAY

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10:35:51

Like this tweet and I will know which group chat sent it to you

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10:39:06

these Department Of Defense diagrams are getting crazier all the time https://t.co/rWy3fE61Op

image from twitter

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10:42:19

going through all the subtweet threads and liking the ones I've decided to apply to myself

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12:12:04

This image is causing me to become aware that I had a childhood

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12:13:51

tfw You're downloading 150 billion of something but it's been an hour and you're only 20 billion of the way there 🥲

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12:17:55

a "baby dragon" is a young woman who has realized she can use her looks and sexuality to get her way and is testing the limits of her power So named because baby dragons are cute and everyone wants to have one as a pet. until it burns down your village

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13:25:24

world is not gonna end folks

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13:53:02

me: "mmm.. delicious burger" *i sneeze and my head snaps forward, impaling the decorative toothpick four inches into my sinus in a shower of blood and brain slime* me: "ooh.. ketchup"

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14:04:54

college kids dress like shit fr

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14:12:10

What is the gender neutral sir/ma'am?

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14:19:25

And I thought I was really smart for not going to college and getting all that student debt

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14:23:04

like this post and i will reply with a horoscope

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14:27:16

https://t.co/s9s43N5YM6

image from twitter

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14:46:57

Satan is the reincarnation of Jesus though

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15:19:39

I have escaped the pot. I have unfollowed the in group. finally I am beginning to see good posts

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15:36:28

the true secret of magic https://t.co/gL9IcoE779

image from twitter

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16:56:52

If there's one thing I know, it's that I know nothing

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17:09:22

I can tell the inflation is kicking in cuz they're raising the prices on books. better buy as many books as you can, right now

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17:11:08

Mom can you come pick me up? I'm at the intersection of art and technology and I'm scared

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17:14:37

Like this tweet and I will refrain from subtweeting you for at least 24 hours

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17:59:56

greatest website in the world https://t.co/wO9vTUdBof

image from twitter

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18:29:19

okay thanks for all the suggestions everyone. but i think I'm going with "Hey Google"

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18:39:43

i get unreasonably annoyed by this framing. the open internet is not a "dark forest". if it were, people would hide their opinions, become illegible and anonymous, and attack each other for revealing their weakness. 🤔 like a certain "group" i know...

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20:49:30

oh dang this is a good point. I should probably just use "hon" https://t.co/NcITzP2Ri6

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23:19:36

If you could eat anything what would you eat. mine is Twitter

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