09:41:04

Amazing how all the comments and QTs are like "this is PHRENOLOGY! you reinvented RACISM!" when the actual paper is like "This is a study of the biases of the participants when forming first impressions based on only physical attributes" people are stochastic parrots too

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10:45:55

Which would you pick: $500K in cash, or a bath with Jay-Z? https://t.co/v0v4e0PXUs

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12:31:53

there are lots of lovely people here on Twitter and I just wanted to express gratitude for some of you

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12:42:45

Hot take: cold cuts are too cold

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17:06:38

So if I understand this correctly, Elon musk has to personally buy my 2.35 shares of Twitter. At this point I will become a *professional* shitposter, as I have been paid

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17:34:51

I'm getting into philosophy https://t.co/8s4raVh1OY

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18:37:13

Yea im a 10x programmer https://t.co/JcoADruK3r

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18:40:20

as a person who has rarely had a 9 to 5 job I find this startling. I have always had grandiose dreams and goals, getting the money and status is just instrumental to making them happen

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18:43:36

work day is over. Time to brush my teeth and then drink beer

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19:19:14

What do we think? should I get the merch https://t.co/XytckJRhSd

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19:51:04

it's like no one on this website knows the difference between satires and parodies

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22:09:37

In my mind I'm going to do my laundry can't you see the colors can't you see the whites and I'm going to do my laundry in my mind

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