10:33:03

You're telling me a perma fried my brain?

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11:32:03

sex is great and all, but have you ever pruned 28GB of Docker images off your laptop

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11:53:20

this is a great way to write a critique of programming language: use a made-up language with absurd errors https://t.co/HvvyshJmxp

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14:45:54

Walgreens I go to is loudly playing the William Tell Overture and other vigorous classical songs, but only outdoors not inside. is this a new form of anti-homeless warfare

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16:11:35

Zoomer girl at the store dressed in a full-length jumpsuit with black and white vertical stripes. I'm so jealous. If I were that I would look exactly like Beetlejuice

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16:21:33

Rogue in my party loves to steal a laundry cart and disguise ourselves as simple laundry persons to get about town. My wizard is constantly trying to explain that 0-level Prestidigitation cantrip makes the entire personal laundry economy unsustainable, but he goes unheard

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17:23:58

me: *explaining my plan to copy my known spells into a bunch of spellbooks and rent them out by the hour to wizards who want to learn those spells So I can get money to learn new spells* my brother: did you just invent the blockchain?

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17:58:26

“people are mostly good" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is mostly evil. Goodness Josh, who lives in heaven and goods over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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18:06:18

recruiting for my startup: no, we've got enough magic users, what we really need is a guy with heavy armor and one of those stabby ninjas

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19:57:12

Yeah, I'm Trad. I've contracted scurvy, lice, scabies, staph and giardia

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19:57:39

scabies 3x actually, turns out you don't "build an immunity"

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20:08:03

living in the future https://t.co/M3dbw1MJ6l

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20:32:54

oh your life sucks? https://t.co/0GPv7KahdA

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21:51:03

One must imagine Sisyphus throwing out the old, bad kibble and replacing it with new, good kibble

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21:59:41

I'm thinking we should increase student debt

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22:02:13

oh you got a degree? so ur gonna make more money than normal people? BAM not anymore!

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22:07:15

retweet me you cowards

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22:23:17

what did he mean by this 🤔 https://t.co/c3E8c98qz3

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22:44:55

when I'm going to read my ebook but i got to check the gc first https://t.co/ubOvnTPBws

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