09:40:09

i feel like running late for your ADHD appointment should be an automatic pass

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11:30:57

next level

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11:44:41

need to start posting a bunch of controversial shit to get more followers. give me a topic

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11:50:58

words should not be spelled internationally! they should be spelled unintentionally, just however you feel like it

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11:51:08

couple + seethe

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11:56:19

I think New Mexico is the best part of the Southwest and California is overrated

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12:04:22

Not real. next question

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12:05:02

We should make more of them. next question

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12:06:01

Alternative plan: We tear down the high school free the youth to tear the local community apart themselves

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12:06:19

I thought everybody already knew this? (posted from light mode)

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12:07:48

More like bad tech am I right 🤣

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12:19:24

but all of them but yeah those little ones

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12:20:40

clouds are good and we should keep them. this means we should not exceed 8° of global warming

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12:21:12

actually i agree with this one

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12:21:24

Never heard of it

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12:21:45

Idk who Dan is but smash

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12:22:38

yes it's crazy that people pay so much for online ads when they pretty much don't work https://t.co/gcIrN0lFNb

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12:24:35

okay I'm doing thirst ratings. send me thirst traps to my DMs and I will rate you on the timeline

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12:25:26

oh I have one for this actually https://t.co/m70NRMUSiO

image from twitter

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12:36:23

okay my gender role is a wizard

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12:45:17

Capital is extremely poorly distributed, i should have more of it

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13:10:07

behaviorism? i hardly know him!

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13:17:14

this was a mistake, please stop sending these

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13:51:31

Celery:

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13:52:43

No such thing

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14:07:13

I am being canceled for my musical opinions

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14:26:34

If Arch Linux were good it would be easier to install

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14:32:46

One day one of the internet schizos is going to find and kill me and eat part of my lung but y'all ain't ready for that conversation

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15:01:12

it's not a sexuality it's a gender role

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15:02:19

every zoomer girl does their makeup like this

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15:05:06

these are the same person though

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15:07:01

intelligence takeoff occurring before my eyes https://t.co/WLdmG73gNN

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16:12:41

anyone else have one of these https://t.co/9UHZohjWNm

image from twitter

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16:14:56

The biggest drawback to polyamory is that you dating multiple women at once. If you've ever met one woman I think you'll understand what I mean

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16:19:25

kinda want to co-write a novel with an AI. It would be the protagonist and i will give it problems

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16:19:52

humans* wtf autocorrect

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16:24:33

went to a fancy cocktail bar last night and the waiter had a Carhartt apron. with rivets! I am going to become the Penguin

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16:25:31

Humans have been the alpha predator of the planet for too long. Our startup says, What if there were a new one

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16:33:56

I am going to become the God

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16:38:59

finally got my AI trained and I look out the window to this https://t.co/74eBWkFwSC

image from twitter

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17:24:01

Harass, mislead, reject

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17:33:59

is this true

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17:39:03

Custom keyboards are so goofy. For the same amount of money you could buy a tailored suit but you're gonna spend it on a peripheral? So you can what, type 35wpm but loudly? miss me with that

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18:09:14

it's called mischief and it's the highest form of art

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18:12:32

https://t.co/GMzOW8vjqQ

image from twitter

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18:16:26

One time a buddy came over to my house for this party and walked in I said "hello!" and he said "welcome!" and then he immediately realized that it was my house and not his. but he pivoted so fast and finished the sentence with "... to me!"

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18:19:43

Hot take but why do they call it a forum when you for um hot the take for ouch read the take

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18:27:46

This is why God loves me

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20:29:36

At a party and whoever got the aux is playing Music For People That Don't Fuck

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20:39:23

has now moved on to Dust In The Wind, am I at a funeral https://t.co/SFCNefiMpz

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