06:13:40

can't believe there's a guy on this app calls himself Eric P Hoel and everyone takes him seriously 😭

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06:20:25

Really wish there was another way to learn how to write and publish research papers. other than college

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07:12:06

what did he know

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09:11:57

omg 😭 it's so good

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09:31:34

pivoting this account to reposting old memes from Reddit, get ready for massive growth

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11:05:59

going wizard mode (incomprehensible, hirsute)

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11:14:40

My strategy: 1) Make a list called "just me" with just me on it. 2) Pin that list so it's right next to my home tab. 3) Use that list as my main feed and tweet from there

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11:15:54

haha intelligence printer go fooom

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12:33:16

bitch would have been against paintbrushes too lmao https://t.co/LRak70jfgt

image from twitter

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13:59:32

im doin magic https://t.co/q4fG4hKOt6

image from twitter

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14:23:20

As a man I want to clarify that I'm not using the word bitch* to demean her for being a woman. This lady is just a bitch** *sorry for saying it **sorry again

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14:34:32

why do calculators have their numbers like this 7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 0️⃣ but phones do their numbers like that 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ 0️⃣ How long can this go on

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14:39:38

become ungovernable https://t.co/0zk9CiHmbV

image from twitter

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15:11:24

girl asked if she bought a Harry Potter book, would any money go to JK Rowling. I said not if it's a used copy, but if it's a new copy she might make like a dollar. girl was disgusted. You think that lady cares about your dollar? 🤣 deontologists are so weird

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15:15:12

It was the based of times, it was the cringe of times,

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15:37:13

Pressuring my brother and sister-in-law to "make me an uncle"

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15:54:34

Not so illegible anymore are ya https://t.co/zisfbI37d6

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

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15:59:05

*lifting a car battery* i support the current thing

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16:08:51

please don't send me any more notifications. I'm trying to work

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16:19:19

by looking cute I'm able to be more aggressive and conflict prone on the TL. hopefully

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16:54:01

IM NOT ANIME

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18:30:00

Exiting the back door of the bus and immediately entering the front. Never let em know your next move

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18:42:23

wow this guy's pretty cool https://t.co/Iwd4CXFtS4

image from twitter

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18:51:33

reply to be placed on the new political compass https://t.co/5R39nNbQIz

image from twitter

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19:54:44

sorry everybody i was jking

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20:09:25

imagine i put you exactly where you already knew you would be. then tell each other

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20:47:20

Socrates is a man. All men are on the wheel of guys. Where would you put Socrates on the wheel of guys

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21:21:48

I've decided i like blocks way more than mutes (pretty sure I'm muted buy someone but can't tell)

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22:30:44

No one uses Google Colab anymore. It's too crowded

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23:23:24

https://t.co/rd62Btl1Do

image from twitter

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23:51:25

I'm done being cute now

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