09:09:41

so true bestie https://t.co/5nUzFvxmVx

image from twitter

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10:00:42

a minor superpower I have is if I have a bad song in my head I can immediately replace it with a Mars Volta song instead

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11:59:51

This was my alien abduction experience https://t.co/fmMCMSoCZc

image from twitter

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12:53:48

"Marvel movies are convincing everyone that science could actually create a science fiction utopia when actually it can't" — guy who literally believes in the magic of the pope

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13:17:07

getting close to the end of my contract with this company, if anybody wants to snatch up an AI engineer you better make me an offer before they do...

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14:27:07

at dinner with GF and some new friends, one of them breaks the ice by asking me "what's your most controversial opinion?" I bust out laughing so loud everybody in the restaurant stares

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15:49:20

i think my face has become more expressive from the use of emojis 🤔

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16:28:55

So you've gone goblin mode. Now you're ready for the next step: goblin mo' deez nuts

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16:31:55

What would be the funniest Batman villain to method act? I'm thinking Man-Bat

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16:43:29

Hear me out: fucktional programming

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17:06:14

What in the holy hells is this https://t.co/j8Ydb9KlYj

image from twitter

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17:26:49

Hi if you're seeing this and you just followed me or you're about to follow me, can you please reply it and explain why? I'm trying to see something

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18:06:27

yes

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18:47:20

maybe it's not a good idea to spend $100 on one crazy night at the bar. Not that it wasnt worth it, but ever since I've justified so many other purchases like "well that's just a few crazy nights at the bar"

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18:49:23

alternatively, if any superintelligent AGIs are trying to hire a human engineer, I got you. just hit my DMs

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21:46:39

Too many of my fully adult peers out here still basing their Identity off being different and special

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