00:00:56

Me: I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee You:

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00:05:06

please don't anybody fool me tomorrow. I sure would hate to be fooled. No pranks or jokes please or gags 🥺

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06:32:23

Well i guess I'm single now 😣

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07:08:17

who's up

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07:24:58

should have doubled down on this grift a while back I guess. the next 5 years of Llewellyn books will all be written with GPT-3

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07:40:53

At least he's a CIA asset I guess

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08:48:57

it's April fool's Day you cretins

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09:28:06

okay they actually got me with this one 😭😭😭 i literally screamed "NOOOOO" https://t.co/4yUSDQKvYL

image from twitter

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09:34:38

ironically i used to use an anaglyph syntax theme lol. i never really used 3d glasses on it that much, just got used to the look of different depths meaning different things. it was for Atom though so it's long gone now ig

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09:39:01

all the fun crazy themes you would see in Atom aren't really available in Code. Is that because of an underlying technical barrier? or just teh "businesslike" attitude?

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09:43:39

why can't i code like i'm having a stroke anymore? pity me

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10:48:31

i also actually performed some of the rituals from my book... 😏

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11:11:15

this is exactly my kind of punchline lmao https://t.co/9LmRrQ1Szj

image from twitter

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11:25:36

This is not what the postal delivery system is meant for https://t.co/sofPVRNx2x

image from twitter

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11:35:17

You're telling me there's a bed under all these poop particles?

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12:03:16

new meme https://t.co/CayjDZFvmh

image from twitter

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14:35:53

One year I got drunk at like 1:00 a.m. on April fool's Day and cut all my hair and beard off as a bit the next day, it was I who was the fool...

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18:11:17

Do you know about the troll pole? Do you think it is good to use one or not

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18:13:08

personally I will use a troll pole sometimes but mostly for poking, not for blowing. I think if you're blowing with it you probably done something wrong

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19:29:54

they're making fun of your tweets on group chat Twitter

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23:35:13

Don't worry about it, King. You know what they say: You miss 100% of the shots you take

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23:52:12

drip https://t.co/ZTJwzetcA2

image from twitter

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23:54:12

oh man I thought these were socks but they're just fake feet

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23:55:22

lot of guys out here posting like they want this https://t.co/QSqF1iafF9

image from twitter

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