00:43:55

I'm living in my head rent free

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08:03:08

Delete this

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08:22:16

Guess who's got a little cough 🥰

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08:40:26

wow https://t.co/zgxU7wAf0K

image from twitter

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08:43:24

which part of your hand hurts from holding your phone? For me it's my pinky that folds under to hold the weight. and I have one of the smallest phones there is

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08:46:54

How do I short kings

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09:54:33

os React Native real? Like can you really just make a react app that works on everything

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10:52:47

Wonder if I could generate a data set for something like the Face 2 Anime GAN. take a bunch of anime pics, project them into styleGAN space and find the closest latent person, then train a generator on the pairs

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11:40:07

the retail urge to reply to "thank you" with "thank YOU"

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11:49:24

This is not a conspiracy or a social movement, it's a t-shirt company with a 21st century marketing strategy

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11:54:06

I should make a bot that crawls my old posts and annotates the images in them. to make memes more searchable

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12:06:53

does anybody want to see my time wizard builds for Pathfinder? should I just post it to Reddit

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12:36:51

trying that CBGB weed

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12:37:12

You want me to use the task manager? The thing that killed my program

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12:51:27

we're not "scamming people out of their life savings",. we're providing Sadness as a Service

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13:16:53

they had to nerf Kanye cuz he was too powerful. Now he's got Drake dragging him down

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13:20:22

about to fix a React code base I haven't updated in almost 2 years. pray for me

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13:25:40

I used to think it was bad that our identities are made of weird fake things like bands and subcultures and outfits. Thought we should be more Natural then I found out what kind of bizarre shit Natural people are into

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14:11:13

I get it. He's a science teacher. chemistry. cooking meth is chemistry. It probably pays a lot more than teaching!

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14:56:09

thinking about the time we left a bottle of absinthe and a bottle of mulberry juice in the car and they both got really hot. so we mixed them together and called it "Goats Blood" and drank it all day

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14:59:37

a lot of people thought it was really goats blood and it bothered them. It tasted like it too cuz of all the iron and mulberries

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16:22:45

Guess who's sneezing with a runny nose now 😎👉👉

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18:07:50

BING BONG say it back

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18:13:00

Bada bing bada bong

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18:17:32

*pirating at 3 week old episode of last week tonight with John Oliver* That's right, you little freak. Make me laugh

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18:20:24

starting a shitcoin called $DIEHL. our white paper just says "This is a Ponzi scheme that will last as long as Stephen Diehl keeps being mad about it"

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21:04:34

I bet motherfuckers with like 900 million dollars are so hungry

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21:05:45

imagine being on the edge of a billion dollars. All your friends are rich so you just watching them join the billionaire club one by one

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21:07:39

hoping that one of your investments works out, that your gambles don't fail, that your accountants aren't stealing your money. waking up every morning checking the stock market. buying an NFT

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21:39:01

"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." What color is that

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21:48:41

I listened to a whole album of Drake songs trying to understand the beef between him and Kanye and 4 months later they're playing a show together https://t.co/ZoC4jkrCq0

image from twitter

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