00:44:46

I want this person to follow me https://t.co/Lxb6G4zAZQ

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00:48:40

Well the weather outside is fire,,

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00:53:23

what if I trained a text generator on all of the tweets I've liked

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00:54:44

feel like some of you should see this

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00:55:05

Like, physically, like follow me around and narrate my life

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08:48:37

God must have such huge impostor syndrome

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09:22:26

yes https://t.co/hFMkCOfkRm

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09:45:58

a lot of people live in their fantasy world instead of reality. This is fine, because they're not trying to affect reality anyway. The people who are dragging this world into their fantasy world are the ones you have to watch out for

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10:09:36

EMH

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10:14:15

who's going to vibe camp? I need 13 people to form a cabin. we're going to be called the Rattlers

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10:24:08

This is a history of science based joke, if you don't get it you're welcome to join a different cabin

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10:28:51

has anyone else been squinching their face up to fit under an uncomfortable mask for 2 years and getting new wrinkles? Just me?

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11:40:41

technically all of us have fucked in space

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11:43:20

sure are a lot of winter birthdays ♒♑♐ in tpot 🫖 ... Can everybody please tell me your moon sign 🌙'm trying to see something

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11:55:58

might do book selling opinions for threadapalooza. That seems spicy

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12:14:17

wait is Tom Holland Australian

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12:38:21

yeah I'm on seaweed diet I see weed, I smoke it

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12:53:54

imagine you created a universe and it's this one 🤣 How embarrassing

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12:58:34

why does the smaller turtle not simply stack himself on the larger turtle to infinity

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13:42:03

tried to get some more details out of the DM last night and it is now Canon that mithril is kind of slippery

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14:02:32

One thing I do miss about Atom is the crazy cool themes you could run. I've got eight cores on my computer, might as well use them https://t.co/YHKwyg6aAY

image from twitter

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15:39:02

when the wizard "accidentally" cast Wall Of Scone instead whoops! Guess we'll have to eat all this

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15:44:39

somebody registered shibbol.eth in 2017 And they own it till 2035

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15:47:03

Jesus fucking christ she's going to be the president

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15:48:59

no one has ever activated this constituency before. well, one has... And he became more powerful than we ever could have imagined

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16:00:06

Bobby tables

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16:09:34

cool

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16:14:02

hmm. I went to lunch and now I have to endure 15 minutes of installing everything in the node.js ecosystem again, this might not be the efficient way to do what I want

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17:22:03

why would you have "winter clothes" when you could just be naked inside your house

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17:40:47

Spotify should offer a more expensive plan that just doesn't have podcasts. I would pay twice as much

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19:16:41

boundt

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19:31:54

If I was the prime minister of Finland I would be partying every night. I would never have my cell phone. why would they call you, what's going to happen to Finland

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19:33:07

Pamblote

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19:33:39

Terchwaler

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19:35:44

Can i have smem

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19:37:12

look you Crekins

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19:42:31

making pterodactyl sounds from the porch to scare the tourists

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19:44:26

I've had one beer and begun tweeting new words. this is the Posting Zone https://t.co/p0cV1a6Wxr

image from twitter

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19:48:17

I'm the fawb dinbub

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19:50:30

beautiful

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19:57:39

memes are like if magic the gathering was real

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20:15:17

C U B E

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21:18:25

we have been letting pretty girls hold power over us for too long. no longer will we fear their laughter. their little titters and giggles

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22:18:05

i never heard these Kendrick leaks before 😲 https://t.co/W8Tl1xRp3r

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22:28:57

Twitter could literally double engagement if you could make memes right in the app really we just need a text input in the image editor

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22:31:26

https://t.co/KOeNWhvH9T

image from twitter

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22:36:35

I have information that could lead to the arrest of Moon cube

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22:39:38

totse

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22:39:49

the Moon: is it hollow?

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22:40:15

is it watching us? why is it here?

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22:40:35

why is it not made out of the earth? how ever did we capture it in a stable orbit?

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22:41:22

why is it exactly the same size as the sun? no other planet has this. perfect eclipses only happen here!

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22:42:22

are all the crater bottoms really the same distance from the center of mass? as if it were a sphere covered in thick crust of regolith? what would that imply

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22:42:41

what if astrology were real and the Moon were here too control it

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22:43:07

Why did only one side of the moon be looking at us

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22:44:28

is the moon an egg? could it Hatch

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22:45:06

You've heard of cosmic brownie. now get ready for Moon Cube

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22:50:47

there should be more emoji reacts in Spaces. Like 🥱🙄👎 and 🍆

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22:54:38

obviously this means perceptual size from the service of the earth. You fools https://t.co/ugNasQxOiG

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22:58:04

strange lights on the surface of the moon https://t.co/rv9EqEcAji

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23:24:15

It seems pretty obvious that Twitter is trapped in a multipolar incentive cascade. easy to ship features that people could actually use, but instead everyone's focused on making a name for themselves or protecting the integrity of whatever they made https://t.co/uXYdVCC2Ui

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23:30:39

clarification: we're always in space. So everyone who has fucked was in space at the time they did that. And I have fucked all of you so we've all already fucked in space

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