00:18:53

due to inflation tfw no gf is now tfw -1 gf

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00:24:32

due to inflation tfw gf is now tfw no gf

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09:27:40

podcast app that skips the first 2 minutes and the last 2 minutes of every show

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09:33:37

podcast app that pays the podcaster by minute listened

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10:23:34

send memes. emergency

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11:05:06

the mosh pit at the 100 gecs show was so gentle and hesitant. adorable really. i felt like an ancient lovecraftian monster in comparison

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11:47:20

no astrologer can guess my sign. I've lied to several self-proclaimed experts and they were never able to tell

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12:07:40

these kids are so young. they don't remember hardcore. they've never seen a guy windmill punch three people in the face as a dance move

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12:14:38

revenge bedtime life extension

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12:27:02

competitive advantage against his peers

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12:44:50

who wants they Caladan ruled? https://t.co/wDrhWvbr4L

image from twitter

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12:56:46

simple: fly the drones a little higher

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13:32:33

This is my SOL address send me crypto

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13:32:33

ccccccrjkungivnbivnkjlivvkulbkithbvgkccguuvr ✊

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13:52:35

the collective hyperstition of the boomers into a folk religion based around the parts of the 20th century they can still remember is probably good development

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13:57:33

i know what weapons WWIII will be fought with

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14:04:19

due to inflation my tiddies are getting bigger every time you click the ❤️ button

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14:12:03

people out here really saying "blah blah blah" 🤬 makes me so mad

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14:16:41

slowly succeeding in my goal to find the single most juvenile thing I can say to get someone to block me

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14:18:00

thinking about becoming a Utopian meme account

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14:25:11

yeah, I have "desert power". I deserted my wife and kids, you think that was easy?

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14:42:06

What is the exchange rate of Twitter followers to Instagram followers?

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14:46:56

when will it be possible to mute a thread in the useful way instead of just the bare minimum way

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15:22:18

due to inflation tweets are now 48 characters lon

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15:26:55

I'm done with this bit. it was really only funny onc

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15:28:16

i wish to be have my ashes scattered on the TL

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15:44:40

America is under attack! To help destroy it, send ETH to the following address

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15:46:19

alternatively https://t.co/JbedwvlRrc

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15:52:09

how to turn followers into money

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15:53:15

Note to self: can GPT3 generate memes

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15:59:30

do you believe in Fate

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16:05:41

due to inflation normies are now based

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18:33:49

free gecs. who wants one

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18:50:17

Gec At Night! You got a gec I need a gec you need a gec I got a gec

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20:54:52

All raged over by machines of loving grace

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