08:10:41

This is one of my best all-time Twitter moments. I should have been asleep but stayed up a little longer to find this diagram. to help my friend on the other side of the world with his book writing process. And in the process maybe saved him weeks of time https://t.co/nrHPxK59I1

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08:31:02

So tempting to argue with bad faith grifters on here. pro tip: if the person you're arguing with literally makes money off being outraged about whatever the thing is you're arguing about, the argument is tax deductible for them. but not for you

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09:39:42

lmao u kidding me? $179 million dollars? yeah right. Don't you realize I can just take a photo of your painting and then I have it too?? https://t.co/1LBuZgGBjY

image from twitter

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10:18:43

my hobby: confusing civilians with my bizarre belief system

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10:26:21

What the fuck. This is terrible. which direction is supposed to be time

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10:38:06

need to get some shit done today. Can you make Twitter miserable for me like it is for everybody else somehow

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11:47:43

must... not... eat... the forbidden grahams https://t.co/fIBdiLMeFa

image from twitter

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13:24:29

Just found out you can see what Topics a person subscribes to. here's some of my mutuals, like it or not https://t.co/TetpdYZ7ry

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

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13:40:00

It was always me vs the world. until i found it's me vs me

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13:55:14

what traditionalists don't want you to know: all the traditions were developed quite recently, during times of unprecedented change. none of them work outside of their own era. except for the ones that were invented a very long time ago, which the climate will no longer support

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14:18:59

okay wait it's lunch time Make it stop for a second

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14:20:31

is anybody qualified to speak on the qualitative differences between Adderall and lions mane tincture?

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14:31:55

One cannot lie. The other brother can't deny. You can ask them one question

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15:04:26

kind of sucks that were living on a planet that's rapidly becoming uninhabitable because a handful of narcissists need everything to work the same way it did during the baby boom

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15:10:01

I'll say one thing for college kids: they go hard on the fragrance

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15:15:20

I'm not sure which school I'm even supposed to be too cool to go to

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15:43:48

only kind of! we're gonna figure it out https://t.co/nMn3iaap59

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15:46:37

join Nic Cage November

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15:49:07

you are not alone in becoming a new Nic this November https://t.co/LcVsZHwwjr

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16:00:49

What book have you read that provided the LEAST value to your life? For me it's "Deep Work" by Cal Newport

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16:06:54

You have the choice between $500k or dinner with this crew, what you choosing? https://t.co/JRNOGxusxW

image from twitter

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16:38:47

i do this for the love of the post

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17:10:58

if you click ❤️ on this tweet your can see a small drop of blood appear. That is from my brain

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17:24:00

periodic reminder that I will do interviews over video chat as long as the video isn't published

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19:25:07

which one of you is this https://t.co/w0tTxksJRY

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