00:38:09

Please do not taunt the schizoposters, it brings great dissonances on the sacred timeline

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07:37:00

still bothered by this. The most powerful moment was when we watched him turn 30, alone and sad in a small room. i haven't really felt the claustrophobia and despair of the pandemic as hard as everyone else, but that show really brought it home somehow

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08:02:15

very cool. the keyboard is an underappreciated intervention point

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08:08:51

lol they invented a memetic particle accelerator And it's producing new types of demons

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08:14:25

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHEASCAKE

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08:21:46

okay false alarm everyone i have been assured the eels are being enthused

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08:28:45

this is great. i often use Pixel feature to read article out loud, including from LessWrong, it's a great way to learn without requiring hands and eyes

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08:31:47

where are all the good tweets

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09:34:09

hear me out: you need capitalism, the efficient commodifier of human desire, to create the technologies that we need to solve climate collapse. but you need wokeness, to make people mimetically desire them woke capitalism is good actually

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09:41:17

tag yourself I'm batshitposting

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09:45:07

GOOD FOR YE

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09:47:05

if you're crossing the street and there's cars coming and they try to speed up, you just got to put your head down not look at them and maintain pace. if they think you're going to react they will keep fucking with you

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09:52:50

every morning when I wake up I like to whisper a little affirmation, "I'm not responsible for the actions of other people. I will not be conscripted into unpaid service in the disciplinary apparatus of my society. I will not enforce arbitrary rules on my fellow citizen" 🥰

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09:56:36

if I was a student right now I would come to class with nothing but my phone. Record the lecture, send the transcripts to my g drive, automatically summarize with whichever service I haven't used at my free credits on, then use GPTJ to write my homework, DONE

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10:00:38

oh I would also use a spacef repetition app to go over the notes extracted from class, to study for tests. obviously

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10:14:04

am I wrong to think that high school and undergrad education could be vastly improved with the introduction of literal nonsense from language models? So trapped in a local minimum, this might be just the thing to shake it up

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10:15:22

bro stop doing xenolinguistics you're scaring the academics

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10:24:48

So can anybody tell me what up with this gorilla cuz I was in the woods at the time

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11:11:05

when you get used to the voxellated look of Minecraft and then go into the real world and everything looks weird, that's hedronic adaptation

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11:12:34

Deep down inside, we're all skeletons

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11:13:30

My pronouns are "he, but not him" because I could never be Him 🥺 https://t.co/Icn2vUHvC6

image from twitter

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11:23:04

Satire requires a possibility that it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize. Otherwise it lacks clarity of purpose and target

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11:41:09

what's your best political comedy tweet

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11:53:25

Yes I'm going to retweet them its the purpose of my spooky season theme

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11:53:59

honestly? I agree https://t.co/PUL6gq7vn7

image from twitter

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13:55:22

KALEMARIS KALEMARI KALEMAR KALEMA KALEM KALE KAL KA K

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14:30:21

it's weird that they don't advertise Dr pepper as a prune flavored beverage

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14:33:12

3,000. That is the number of followers to not get on Twitter

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14:44:21

me on the bus: > Damn who farted

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14:46:32

Starting a new podcast where i interview e-girls, it's called "deepthots"

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15:27:28

at 4,000 followers i will quit smoking weed and possibly lose my entire mind

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16:06:37

yeah I'm a Genius (filled with arbitrary knowledge about music lyrics and features)

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16:07:21

for your amusement, of course. Not like in a boring way

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16:12:05

knitting is more complicated than machine learning, change my mind

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16:15:14

being extremely online right now is the best advantage you can have

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16:22:09

I'm bullish on Internet

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16:25:12

chick whose house smells like Beer https://t.co/Gn5KRHt5gk

image from twitter

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16:26:57

should i get a new spooky costume for my account or is this good enough

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16:28:33

Just got the notification to install Android 12. Wonder if it'll be less buggy than the beta. I'm excited though

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16:41:30

https://t.co/RnXi84CkK4

image from twitter

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17:06:42

there are some big accounts on here where I see their pfp and instantly cringe. hopefully I'll be one of those someday

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17:07:54

changing my name to Skeletal Comedy Tweets and pivoting to only bone-based humor

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17:22:25

How much for a cube of pure mercury

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17:23:13

anybody heard of Ea-Nasir's Solid Metal Cubes? are they reputable business

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17:47:17

everyone's pfp is a psyop on themselves

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17:55:03

Using the "mute button" in real life by listening to music too loud to hear people who talk to me on the bus

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17:56:13

wow is this whole Trippie Redd album gonna be about Dragon Ball Z

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18:31:23

Many of you probably didn't have a weird friend like me before I showed up in your Twitter feed liking all your posts. I'm glad you have accepted that I'm the sort of person you are friends with

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18:33:47

internet maximalist

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18:43:35

Tomorrow my GF leaves for a thing and I'll be home alone for over a week. obviously I still got to go to work and have my projects and exercise and all. but I will have more free time Which thing should I spend my time doing?

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18:45:03

I realize that many of you showed up in my Twitter feed and I'm glad to admit I have friends like you to. Even those of you who couldn't possibly be friends with each other

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18:59:04

are there popular advice columnists right now? Like on substatic or TikTok or whatever

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19:08:03

EMERGENCY THERE IS NO SWEATER EMOJI IT IS OCTOBER 19TH WE HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK TO REMEDY THIS

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19:44:52

cursed slice https://t.co/UTVOlZ16an

image from twitter

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20:06:46

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 deepfates 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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20:33:40

Mark Zuckerberg has shouldered all the sins of humanity and will be sacrificed virtually in front of a million cameras. his blood absolves us

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21:52:30

reluctantly crouched at the starting line engines thumping and bumping in time

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22:37:23

I have a method for curing the hiccups that works every time on the first try

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22:39:28

what if it was Faceboon and it was a general good for society

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22:40:36

the simple test for if a food is pareto optimal: can you imagine it in burrito form

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22:44:58

Millions of people went on Facebook and were there nasty, mean, petty bitchass selves to each other and they ruined their own lives. Now they're going to blame it on an innocent machine. a machine that was that was only giving them what they wanted

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22:54:22

I'm going to bed. duck tweet. follow me

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