08:35:03

Rightoids think that Biden stole the election. Leftoids think that Trump stole the previous election. Neither of those are particularly true, but they sure do keep people glued to the TV

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08:43:52

technocratic society is cool because you know everybody around you has a bunch of fucked up technical knowledge about some shit you never understand and they just keep it in their heads and you make jokes at the microbrewery

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08:54:04

why is there no "mas o menos" emoji

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09:10:31

apparently, leftoids don't think that leftoids thought that Trump stole the election. please observe these tweets as a sample https://t.co/6H9qb2kg5O

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09:19:56

If Joe Biden doesn't want you to know about his secret non-binary child Central Biden, why did he name an expressway after them? 👀 just asking questions... https://t.co/Kwh6iWnR8y

image from twitter

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09:39:05

the NPC Alex are advancing the science of posting into neverbeforeseen frontiers

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09:56:53

Good reply game here. yet I want to point out that people who "followed the situation closely" had the most exposure to memes about that situation And probably stronger algorithmic filter bubbles shaping which information they're exposed to https://t.co/M5IRxACidA

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10:09:16

I just want everybody to realize the tweets like this only show the privilege of those who do not have mind parasites. The mind parasite host community sees this shit and we 👏 will 👏 remember

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10:11:41

does CLIP think "library of souls" and "library of Seoul" are the same lmao

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10:25:15

tfw ur vibin with the quokkas https://t.co/AylXZIMujx

image from twitter

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10:28:12

NFTs are an incredible example of the way capitalism will commodify your identity and sell it back to you. maybe that's good actually lol https://t.co/zf9JyFSNND

image from twitter

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10:40:10

i have a friend who sells "solarpunk stuff" and it's little earrings made out of bones and trash. i think this is hilarious

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10:42:29

anyway buy my t shirts https://t.co/50B18b13QZ

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11:08:34

Dungeons & Dragons and itss consequences etc etc

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11:11:25

How long have I had this soot on my nose, did my girlfriend see it and why didn't she tell me

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12:02:55

i just don't think that people are really influenced by theology that much. i think they backfit theologies to justify the strategies they've found to meet those needs. those strategies are inherenltly local maxima, and most strategies don't involve an explicit maximizing step

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12:08:37

tried to download a 2MB app through the graphical package manager and it started updating CUDA 😓 fortunately i caught it in time (it was going to take an hour)

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12:47:17

should I do this as series of jokes on TikTok? about how if you die as a comedian you could become a legend in the comedy community

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12:52:03

answer: I tried out loud and, no

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12:53:50

because they were murdered In an alleyway

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13:24:51

I’m sorry for how ingroup this tweet is, but I think even knowing what “G-d” stands for is an infohazard, and not in a good way

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13:30:51

Human beings have always been a technological hivemind. Can you imagine how creepy language is, from any other animals perspective?

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13:35:01

Like here's this creature, they're not very fast or sharp or stealthy, they're pretty stupid alone. yet they go anywhere they want, and through vibrating sounds at each other they are able to coordinate to transform every landscape into their hive. The raptors in Jurassic Park

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13:38:46

You think you can just avoid them, but everywhere you go there are more of them setting up their weird nests. And they make traps! Their environments are like dwarf fortresses, designed to capture and process you. bones and all they turn everything into part of themselves

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15:02:58

wtf is happening in the group chat https://t.co/uJweApHh0V

image from twitter

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20:13:18

did they change the definition of mayonnaise recently? I heard this somewhere I can't find it

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21:38:35

I just found out Reese's pieces don't have any chocolate in them. I'm going to kill ET now

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23:34:58

finally watched Bo Burnham "Inside" and I'm impressed and annoyed but how good it was. made me feel bad and laugh both in great measure. strong art

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23:38:18

"trad" accounts really just pick a random country and era to have a hardon for, huh

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23:45:21

I'm an idiot (smart kind)

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