07:52:16

Can people please read Mat, an informs and conscientious participant, instead of the bad faith ponytail sensationalists who patch to their choirs of haters

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08:50:34

This is certainly one of its names https://t.co/Fo3KqC6z8K

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08:54:11

Do you know what a meme is? A meme is:

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09:01:00

Yes another good finger pointing to the moon https://t.co/WgTQaU7Wqr

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09:05:14

This is my manifesto: we are all time-traveling witches collaborating with our alternate reality selves to create a magical future. pic not related https://t.co/IIZmr4tfTT

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09:37:25

"me-prime" is a wonderfully subtle way to talk about the ongoing dialectic between present-self and the perfected time traveling future-self known variously as the Holy Guardian Angel or Genius among other titles

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09:39:18

It seems that the neighbors have brought their baby out to cry in the street

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09:40:24

I love fall because it's the perfect time to wear a lightjacket

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09:47:38

Twitter is more fun than other types of reading because every time you finish a small paragraph you get to click the ❤️ button and receive dopamine. ebook reader should incorporate ❤️ button

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09:53:27

help I'm being coolhunted

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09:55:22

This should be the common verbiage for what is currently called "share" function

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10:02:32

I don't think I have enough friends for Spotify to be useful to me. Can you guys send me your Spotify profile? or follow me so I can find you in turn https://t.co/O0wYTxjJXF

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10:45:46

everybody has that one follower. You know the one who's super cool and is reading this right now

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11:25:39

All the king's horses and all the king's men https://t.co/sEHkF3nCdQ

image from twitter

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11:31:59

it's time to Build

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11:33:28

oh wait is this one of those tweets that makes you look insane to people

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13:18:07

mail gays? is that even legal?

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13:26:32

have you ever heard the term "spreadable media"? in reference to digital media, not something like butter

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13:33:57

ah yes... That thing that everyone's familiar with, easy to get it confused https://t.co/1yZPpirHRz

image from twitter

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14:11:46

"Mom, can we have a Machiavellian political analyst who says it like it really is?" "we have a Machiavellian political analyst who says it like it really is at home!" the political analyst at home ☝️

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14:44:44

new playlist is going to be called DANK ACADEMIA

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15:34:27

which is more healthy for me?

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15:45:37

help, does anybody know how to spell this, please, my family is beeling https://t.co/kR8yj5aWVF

image from twitter

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15:56:38

underrated tweet

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16:42:29

The biggest problem with our current society, compared to Dungeons and Dragons, is we don't have magic. If we had magic we would have more magical creatures, spells, magical items etc. Feel like this is solvable

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16:43:39

Little bit of AI, nanobots, genetic engineering... Bam! magic

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17:11:05

nominative determinism takes another W https://t.co/XV7hGPn6rp

image from twitter

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17:26:27

when you work retail https://t.co/RO8H443DKA

image from twitter

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17:28:42

I have no idea what to do with Instagram. if I post my art there it gets only likes from people who I also know on Twitter. maybe I should just post videos of myself screaming everyday

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17:31:09

People should really buy into their own branding less often

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17:37:37

I got turned off of so many good and true things by worrying if my friend thought they were cool or not

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17:42:06

it's Thursday

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17:42:13

Just found out

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18:22:04

the eyes of fate https://t.co/71jPc3gel3

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18:25:43

god the original is so much better https://t.co/jT6yqlWeXa

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18:32:16

shout out to USB 3.0, I just moved 20 gigabytes of PDFs to my backup drive in 2 minutes flat

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18:46:34

setting this up for my girlfriend so she can work 1 hour a week

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18:55:22

A 30-year-old man should be capable of casting Fireball. I don't make the rules

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20:16:08

sometimes I think I grew up in mainstream American culture, but sometimes I have to explain to my girlfriend what "boofing" is and which drugs you can do it with or which ones will kill you

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20:19:37

I realize what I should do is just scroll the feed and click the ❤️ button until my friends all remember me again

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21:29:45

what kind of podcast would I have

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21:30:41

hyperlibrarian

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