10:03:44

"substank" was a voice typing pun. I'm not even sure how it did that but I'm fine with it

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 8


10:07:53

dank academia would be awesome

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 12


11:47:11

the devastating power of saying "lol" to someone's face

🗨️ 8 ♺ 0 🤍 47


11:48:36

gentrifying my neighborhood (wearing fancy clothes)

🗨️ 4 ♺ 0 🤍 13


11:49:26

the unbearable lightness of peeing

🗨️ 4 ♺ 0 🤍 14


11:51:11

if you’ve met up w a mutual and get into a discussion, do you verbally refer to me to make your point?

🗨️ 4 ♺ 0 🤍 9


11:56:08

me when someone asks about my hobbies https://t.co/pcGq64tRUx

image from twitter

🗨️ 1 ♺ 1 🤍 11


12:52:01

https://t.co/2GV5sQg97C

image from twitter

🗨️ 0 ♺ 1 🤍 21


14:08:12

can't believe Grimes is single now smh https://t.co/ViU6N5Dqo2

image from twitter

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 20


14:15:20

finally coming into my identity as a cis man. The clothes have big pockets but options for accessorizing are shit

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 6


14:19:12

have you ever seen a blonde mustache that was good

🗨️ 26 ♺ 0 🤍 62


14:22:28

This question is not rhetorical. In fact it is a cry for help

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 18


14:24:00

wyd after smoking with him https://t.co/lycQnJvHUT

image from twitter

🗨️ 5 ♺ 0 🤍 26


14:24:48

People who want an edit button on Twitter have never experienced ego death

🗨️ 4 ♺ 14 🤍 94


14:28:13

psst... I'm planning a heist. You want in? can't tell you what it is yet but I promise it'll be worth your while https://t.co/WeZzA37aUO

image from twitter

🗨️ 5 ♺ 0 🤍 23


14:53:23

me trying to explain why Ampersand is the best character in Y: The Last Man

🗨️ 2 ♺ 0 🤍 3


15:16:17

is there a law that says I can't steal the trillion dollar coin

🗨️ 6 ♺ 0 🤍 16


15:30:47

I don't have any national debt. but I do know a country who would be mad if it heard me say that

🗨️ 0 ♺ 1 🤍 3


15:53:28

maybe I should start a YouTube channel called like AI for dirtbags where I explain papers and algorithms while blowing gas to the camera

🗨️ 6 ♺ 0 🤍 54


17:08:29

if you didn't want me to suggest you had murdered her, why did you come in to pick up her book with her credit card? bro

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 9


17:13:36

https://t.co/TDJUkG9k1x

image from twitter

🗨️ 1 ♺ 2 🤍 15


17:14:47

thinking about the time that my Uber driver in New York City told me he was studying to become a traffic officer because he had his car impounded so many times by traffic officers and it pissed him off so much he wanted to do it to other people

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 30


17:19:49

the "share tweet" button on Twitter has changed to include some kind of cookie https://t.co/uKKgBHDTEI

image from twitter

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 8


17:24:57

Seeing Like An Abyss

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 9


17:49:15

egregores

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 6


17:54:19

what did he mean by this

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 4


18:05:35

damn Jack Harlow just keeps getting hotter huh https://t.co/dCwrXzKXLW

image from twitter

🗨️ 4 ♺ 1 🤍 16


18:53:18

Many people say you should separate your "intellectually sophisticated professional" Twitter account from your "shitposting and demon memes" Tweet account. Reader, I did not

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 16


19:05:57

there's a particular brand of take on here that is just "look how everything is just copy and pasting now, no one has skill and appreciation for $DOMAIN anymore" And it's just funny, because you can just shit out tweets like that all day by copypasting them and replacing $DOMAIN

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 17


19:08:54

"In the past things were so much simpler and people were geniuses" Do those things have a relationship

🗨️ 2 ♺ 1 🤍 9


21:40:19

Do all gamers turn off the background music for the game and put their own music on underneath? or did I just invent this

🗨️ 7 ♺ 0 🤍 29