08:25:08

I'm like if Jesus was blonde. And an asshole

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08:33:08

gm tl! today I'm working on memery and probably lift some weights (tho I'm still pretty sore from long bike ride so we'll see) what you getting into

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08:42:43

I found out I'm not like Jesus actually https://t.co/w6CwiSG6IC

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08:46:33

after 6 months of recovering from beard mistakes, I want to share what I learned with you all: Don't fuck with that shit on the front of your chin, and don't trim your mustache except to keep it out of your mouth. You don't want to end up looking Amish

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09:06:27

weed is a vegetable

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09:13:47

I have the object permanence of an infant. GF hangs up my backpack on the coat rack I'm looking for it for like an hour

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09:14:40

if you use the same character in your pfp as a user I've met before, you're the same person. I don't care

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09:20:01

do you know some "chaos magic"?

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09:20:47

if "yes", have you ever had something that could be described as a "manic break from reality"?

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09:21:07

if "no", have you ever had something that could be described as a "manic break from reality"?

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09:21:39

if "never heard of it", have you ever had something that could be described as a "manic break from reality"?

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09:22:19

if "yes", Do you still do chaos magic?

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09:23:10

if "no" or "never heard of it", would you like to learn chaos magic?

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09:25:14

if you answered "yes" to "would you like to learn chaos magic", how much would you be willing to "pay"?

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09:26:18

if you participated in this survey, you have activated a sigil. did you notice?

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09:26:47

if you did notice, are you capable of chaos magic?

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09:27:14

if you didn't notice, are you capable of chaos magic?

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09:27:50

what if I told you you actually didn't activate a social, don't worry about it. Do you believe that there was no sigil?

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09:28:46

what if you're an expert in chaos magic, and you think that you would have noticed if I actually had to embedded a sigil into this ritual polling process, but I didn't, because you can tell? is that it?

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09:29:49

How would you know if you were an expert in chaos magic? would you even be able to tell if somebody were embedding a sigil that was so advanced you weren't able to notice it?

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09:30:16

Do you think you're better at chaos magic than me? is that what you're saying

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09:30:43

DID YOU KNOW CHAOS MAGIC CAN BE POWERED BY COFFEE wait sorry caps lock

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09:32:16

IF "YES", HAVE YOUR EVER HAD SOMETHING THAT COULD BE DESCRIBED AS A "MANIC BREAK FROM REALITY"

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11:08:25

hey now that instagram's down it's a great time to post your thirst traps to Twitter

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11:12:03

Do you have list of people just to be annoyed at

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11:15:56

political podcaster personalities are like cicadas, they emerge every four years and then they burrow back into their identity as "comedians"

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12:04:56

I'm literally the quintessential tech lich and i love it

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14:32:13

remembering the one commandment of Twitter: if you reply they win

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15:08:08

today I am trying out a neural search framework that uses a lot of docker images and other slow to load processes. which means I'm looking at Twitter a lot. which means it's very annoying that Twitter is only about Facebook today

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15:10:38

Tell me a story

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15:57:07

I have a piece of paper from February of this year It says: "App for keeping YOUR MEMES β€” find β€” save β€” remix β€”template β€” compare β€” track β€” group β€” read β€” sort" would be pretty funny if this ends up defining the rest of my life

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15:57:35

here's the moment that it all changed https://t.co/vAKKu5TuZx

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16:01:04

yeah I'm into Drake's CLB Certified aLone in the Buniverse

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16:37:30

Not sure that this is the best taxonomy of functions for a meme app but it's a start https://t.co/x4Nk3vtPYy

image from twitter

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18:33:06

(on a boat) ...and we'd like to take this moment to acknowledge the original stewards of this land... The atlanteans

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21:43:49

okay I am caught up on the Y The Last Man show and I like it very much

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21:44:02

type of guy

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21:51:21

me liking your tweets as soon as you hit send https://t.co/Qr7iJBATNS

image from twitter

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