08:30:36

those looks very cool: interactive code samples in the browser. i hope someday it will work for me, because right now trying to backspace in the code editor on mobile is a joke https://t.co/vAeVwWEM0O

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09:25:49

Funny, interesting, important. You got to be two of three or I'm not going to follow you

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09:29:48

"hot" is not enough. only if you are hot in an Important way

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10:17:39

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of Who let the dogs out

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12:02:33

all tweets on this account are generated by a stochastic process

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12:03:33

should I make a bot that retweets the phrase "woke capitalism"

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12:05:17

I did not expect this race to be so tight! the duck and the rat are neck and neck!! https://t.co/3ZCVfX6Q3n

image from twitter

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14:24:48

You don't vote for the Pope

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14:38:22

even the Cardinals don't vote for the Pope. God decides and they merely find out

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14:56:31

one day I'm going to self-actualize. then you'll all be sorry

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15:01:42

the difference between a client and an employer is that a client pays more. this is because your have other clients competing for your time. even people who have clients seem to forget this, once they become clients themselves

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15:13:34

guys sitting on the sidewalk asked me for change again. I wonder if he remembers that I gave him $20 last week at that exact spot

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15:51:35

have you heard someone say "housie"? have you yourself said it? you may be entitled to compensation! reply to this tweet

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16:17:45

becoming a "Spaces Slut"

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16:21:15

one time on a bus with like 20 people going across the Midwest, the guy who owned the bus stopped to pick up a homeless woman with no teeth. when i noticed she was giving him head in the front seat, i offered to drive. they moved to the back.. we dropped her off in another town

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16:28:49

gf almost agreed to try Skyrim the other day but I got too excited. she haggled down to trying Overwatch with her brother

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16:33:04

i got two phones one for the job and one for the posts

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16:39:33

i want to clarify that this was in no way an altruistic move. he was swerving a lot and i didn't want to die https://t.co/3OSzYMhg6M

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16:40:53

stop looking over here dude! I told you I can't piss if you're looking https://t.co/377CHeNm2E

image from twitter

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17:47:24

Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings https://t.co/5PA76EQE0M

image from twitter

image from twitter

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17:50:08

i am genuinely excited for this

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18:14:48

Everyone's a genius in an unregulated market

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18:48:13

like who's here when i need a shoulder to lean on i hope you're there when i need the demons to be gone and it's not fair that i had to fight em all on my own

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18:50:31

For the record she requires 34 pages of preface to get to the point where it's okay to start the book with "bro". This is a serious endeavor

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19:03:04

who called it "geoengineering"and not "climate control"

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19:34:03

it's so good https://t.co/EQyz4pBAN0

image from twitter

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19:58:29

i should clarify: this was not a greyhound bus. this was like a gutted schoolbus full of crusties on the way to the Rainbow gathering. i was probably drinking "sidewalk slam" out of a gallon jug immediately before taking the wheel

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19:59:25

final clarification: none of this was meant to imply that I'm a good person. I'm just not the worst person in the world. which was the guy driving the bus

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22:34:36

This decision about us breaking up is not just about me wanting to date other people. It's about ending an era of my life where I'm dating anyone at all, take some time to work on myself

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22:35:35

I can't believe my little gremlin brain deciphered this before I managed to scroll away

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22:41:59

who's doing work with generative word models and reinforcement learning? seems to me Twitter has built-in reward signal

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22:46:52

Who's the greatest X-man and why is it Beast

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23:23:31

the group chats will proliferate until the intragroup personal relations improve

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23:35:27

I am being deescalated by The forces of anti-superheroification. I don't even know if this tweet will reach you. Good night, I'll reach out again on this channel when it is safe

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23:49:18

protocol that pays you for labeling data

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