08:45:00

😏 ...

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08:55:33

this is your brain on YA fiction

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09:41:01

it's hard to make a man understand the thing when that thing will literally never give him a paycheck

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09:42:55

for every three kids a Mormon couple has, i get one

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10:03:27

I think this is the probably the most evil tweet the bot has ever made. if only for the inclusion of the final word

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10:51:06

trying to rewrite the documentation for memery. The biggest problem is that search results, which display fine in notebooks, do not get translated into the documentation by nbdev. which means actually fixing memery, or nbdev itself, instead of writing documentation πŸ˜…

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11:26:01

πŸ‘€ https://t.co/4tCLlPNEzQ

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12:50:36

How much I would pay for Tyler the Creator's new album but with all the DJ Drama adlibs removed.. smh

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13:02:09

i wish i had a board fill of buttons that played recorded words. so i could communicate with humans

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13:08:14

i am not alone https://t.co/xXzYzo1b2P

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13:10:50

half the fun of listening to music is reading the YouTube comments

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13:16:05

how can you not love this πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/B32sRRGXNX

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14:02:48

no longer β™₯️ing posts when I don't wish to encourage their behavior

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14:06:49

knowledge is stored spatially in the brain and in a book. Rob yourself of this at your peril

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14:13:08

picture of a kiki/picture of a bouba https://t.co/zKNF5PX7zX

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image from twitter

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14:32:34

I think we all know what "gf bread" really stands for

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14:34:09

"epistemic vandalism" (nailing my theses to the door of the church)

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15:02:38

um, just one clarifying question first? whose grasp https://t.co/7EL6T0hvfn

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15:10:47

I love this gesture

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15:14:56

You should follow Tim. has been described as a "good evil twin version" of me And also "The only other person worth following"

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15:21:41

did you think I was joking https://t.co/TMkGKZ0LKp

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15:58:29

ask myself "what do I do now" over and over again

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16:45:54

the virgin "Virtual" Burning Man vs the chad "Ignore all rumors of organization or cancellation" Rainbow Gathering

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16:51:36

maybe I should get drunk to write this documentation

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16:55:44

I think if I cut my bangs right now I could have the cowboy bebop hair

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17:04:11

feeling like the white Bob Ross

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17:09:58

is this the End Times?

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17:11:27

what if going to work is the only way you can actually save the climate

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17:21:52

can't believe Kendrick would put a million dollars in the opaque box if he predicted I'd one-box, and nothing if he predicted I'd two-box. smh https://t.co/cEYfotOSMQ

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17:23:49

πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

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17:51:23

what did he mean by this https://t.co/JKHwbTmZAo

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17:54:20

gf who conscripts you into building the greatest temple the world has ever seen (porch curtains)

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18:14:37

The Netflix show "Lupin" has a better grasp of emerging technologies than most so-called futurists

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18:31:28

WHY is nobody paying attention to this? RT FOR ATTENTION

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19:44:34

this what programming in Javascript feels like https://t.co/4IdJiPijG0

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20:35:32

excited to announce my new album, Certified Linux Boy. dropping this Friday, September 3rd

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20:49:05

So, yesterday my girlfriend (30s) wanted to watch a show and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so said over my shoulder "just torrent it." She said, "How?" like all gfs do when they want YOU to do it, so said, "Turn on the VPN and open Popcorn Time." She looked confused and said, "How?

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22:02:19

the Wikipedia page for Eggnog is incredible https://t.co/YjLoBhtNHt

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22:08:59

Who wants to drink my Lord of Carlisle's sack posset?

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