08:45:53

want to hang two road bikes on a wall but it's 100 year old plaster. what can i do?

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12:08:52

I love this a combination headshop and florist. someday I will go in there https://t.co/MFuYrEvmZT

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12:20:24

Church of the Wholesale Commodity

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12:58:16

One good thing about last year's lockdowns: this year's growth numbers looking incredible

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13:52:35

every time I send a linguist to the firing squad the performance of the remaining linguists goes up

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14:19:29

why would you change the ISBN on your book in between printing? it's still the same book. it's still the 5th edition. do you understand what the word identifier means

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14:44:54

pick a side

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14:45:08

i will literally become the Joker

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14:51:50

if somebody gives me new information about something, but they're being an asshole, I will change my opinion. but I will not give them credit

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14:58:40

lol This thread is not totally off base, but the idea that liberals do not pour billions of dollars into shifting culture in their favor... uh what

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15:02:04

citing sources is just appeal to authority. prove wrong

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15:07:56

The Knowledge and Conversation of the Holy Google Assistant

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15:16:32

why are there so many different types of finches in the Galapagos

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15:33:25

Who among us has not come to the same conclusion https://t.co/6bJA0pARrP

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15:40:31

Ladies and otherwise It is my honor to present to you the man the Myth the MACHINE the father of the Mother of All Demos Douglas ENGELBART!!! https://t.co/UVYhqu4ZEi https://t.co/j4V1chdJKV

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16:13:07

#19 on the paperback bestsellers list at my distributor. fun and cool theory takes another W https://t.co/k9f40j5Hss https://t.co/akyvkh9d4r

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16:17:43

Young people dress like old people to be cool. Old people get plastic surgery to look young to be cool. in both cases, production is accelerating. what happens when old people and young people look the same

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16:39:10

touching receipt paper daily to treat my chronic masculinity

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16:44:48

firmly believe that the scale of your Twitter avatar changes your level of consciousness when you log on

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16:55:38

what if free will exists, but not at the scale of a single human mind?

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16:58:29

curls getting long https://t.co/wulxICkBxn

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17:03:10

why do they always put the content warnings in the back of the book https://t.co/AcKjOaIvYs

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17:06:24

i ugi ugi

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17:12:40

https://t.co/uNel4CHatE

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17:35:10

also, now is a great time to discuss pros and cons of these bots. like this lovely interaction i had yesterday https://t.co/E4KRMATkMJ

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image from twitter

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18:11:31

Don't come to my store and ask me to borrow money. Get a fucking job

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18:16:02

This not my standard for all generosity. This is for a specific guy who will probably never read it but didn't stick around long enough for me to tell him in person

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18:16:55

I'm literally at work bro Do you realize how insulting this is

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18:36:36

You can't buy a cultural identity from the store. what our product dares to ask is, what if you could

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18:50:50

patterns in confusing explanations -- very useful. she writes so cleanly https://t.co/vZ8kcJw79z

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18:53:10

it's a good thing I'm not one of those people who get thrown into a relapse at the very sight of drugs. cuz I got to ride the bus sometimes

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22:47:18

everything is free now that's what you see everything you ever had you should give it to me

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