00:11:03

there is a cursed symbol The Twitter will sometimes put next to your name. It makes you see the world differently It changes you. And it changes the way people see you. sometimes you can only see the people with the mark

🗨️ 5 ♺ 1 🤍 25


00:12:50

electric bike is actively rewiring my brain. keep trying to Hit the throttle on other objects: my phone. dinner. Twitter. the cat

🗨️ 2 ♺ 2 🤍 24


00:28:02

okay that's very persuasive https://t.co/gZLB4BFKni

🗨️ 1 ♺ 1 🤍 3


10:30:16

staggering to me that people switch jobs every two years in the tech industry. imagine what power a company could have if they merely held on to the same brains for a decade or two

🗨️ 8 ♺ 0 🤍 60


11:06:43

Good morning TL. today I am walking around gingerly to see if I really did not fuck up my leg when I drop the bike yesterday. I am finally moving my new website design to main address. I'm going to do laundry and take out the trash. might even go grocery shopping. wbu

🗨️ 8 ♺ 0 🤍 34


11:08:34

it's not a long book but I gotta go with this one https://t.co/d1ogCOvpRE

image from twitter

🗨️ 1 ♺ 1 🤍 18


11:15:15

we need to go deeper. we need a programming language that rhymes https://t.co/bK0xtqXL5S

🗨️ 4 ♺ 0 🤍 14


12:35:04

play the game Breakout. written with javascript. inside a PDF? https://t.co/mOtmrJRIQ7

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 19


12:57:43

Normies resemble each other in normality; every nerd is extremely niche in their own way

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 22


13:44:51

is there a way to search twitter for my own posts and my own threads at the same time? "exclude:replies" seems to exclude my replies to myself

🗨️ 6 ♺ 0 🤍 11


14:17:04

thanks but ive got plenty of extensions. i need the twitter search keywords so i can do this programatically

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 4


14:51:16

git is an amazing piece of software. i've been using it for over six years and yet i have no idea how to use it

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 38


14:57:03

YES!! thank you we have a winner https://t.co/daViFVGsL7

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 5


15:12:42

You can tell I'm deep in that coding problem when I leave an unopened can of soda, and empty jar, and a rapidly melting ice cube tray on the counter

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 13


15:19:21

You're in her DMs. I'm in my DMs. we are not the same https://t.co/fRewYQQgEk

image from twitter

🗨️ 3 ♺ 1 🤍 55


16:21:41

is a profile pic an outfit? or is it like your face, more permanent

🗨️ 4 ♺ 0 🤍 20


17:02:05

any old Barbelith lurkers or posters out here?

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 1


17:05:41

idk i thought he was pretty good on Peaky Blinders

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 6


17:13:20

This was supposed to be a Cillisn Murphy joke? but now I'm not sure if this dude actually is in that show

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 4


18:23:36

this slays https://t.co/gHCr7utZz8

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 2


18:25:58

it's called "RUNAWAY but its just my voice" this creator only started out a couple years ago and. it seems like a gimmick? but it isn't. people love it and they're clearly having fun. so it's just art. i love it

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 1


18:36:44

and nothing hurts anymore i feel kind of free we're still the kids we used to be

🗨️ 2 ♺ 0 🤍 13


18:55:00

if you diagnose me with a psychiatric condition i get to inform you that psychology is fake and so are all those conditions

🗨️ 5 ♺ 1 🤍 41


18:58:32

https://t.co/qjtXA5Rs65

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 16


18:58:49

i'm not neurotypical in here with you. you're neurotypical in here with me

🗨️ 3 ♺ 5 🤍 37


19:15:37

I hope this is the dominant aesthetic of the 2020s

🗨️ 2 ♺ 1 🤍 39


19:56:04

When the kitchen smell like a bathroom

🗨️ 2 ♺ 1 🤍 2


19:59:37

another sticky situation for the First Earth Battalion

🗨️ 0 ♺ 1 🤍 5


20:03:00

cannot WAIT for Chance the rapper to get divorced

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 4


20:17:23

Saturday night acapella. I need some backup, can you sing "bang bang, shoot shoot" for me? https://t.co/yXdOPVdMoR

🗨️ 2 ♺ 0 🤍 4


20:38:41

the escalation of chaos will continue until the imposition of order is ceased

🗨️ 3 ♺ 6 🤍 24


21:11:24

leaping up and down on the couch screaming about the reproducibility crisis https://t.co/E4EweK0cow

🗨️ 1 ♺ 1 🤍 8


21:16:55

All children should be referred to as "it" until such time as they discover their preferred gender. I don't understand why the PTA will not hear me out on this

🗨️ 2 ♺ 0 🤍 11


21:21:46

which is the worst to have in your house

🗨️ 3 ♺ 0 🤍 4


21:24:57

When you're so close

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 0


21:30:28

O9A? More like FBI am I right haha oh it's too obscure

🗨️ 0 ♺ 0 🤍 4


21:32:31

the woke accelerationism manifesto is top tier

🗨️ 1 ♺ 0 🤍 4


21:58:29

I'm going to watch the Black Widow movie. reply to this tweet and I'll tell you which character you are

🗨️ 25 ♺ 0 🤍 23


22:42:27

if you were experiencing a complete phase shift in human civilization, what do you think it would feel like

🗨️ 27 ♺ 7 🤍 90