01:26:41

one day you'll find out there really is no corner of Twitter. but by then it will be too late

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01:37:07

whoa. how did they know https://t.co/F1O5sOkkqQ

image from twitter

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09:19:41

I realizing that I may never go back and rewrite the goofy novel I wrote in my mid-20s. For some reason I always thought I would fix it up, turn it into something better once I knew more and had more talent. but will I? maybe I should just post it on the internet for free lol

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09:21:23

I like the dialectic of nerds making new ways to detect images and other nerds immediately making new ways to defeat those detectors. Just for fun. tech critics seem to think this is evidence of tech failure. to me it looks like... evolution https://t.co/6puIVOvtjm

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09:27:38

actually I do have GPT-3 access right now 🧐 https://t.co/TzneotZEca

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09:29:51

if you don't understand this entire reference it's okay to unfollow me

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09:40:43

why are there two sets of headphones on the table. what was i listening to

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10:51:16

Inbox ∞

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10:51:57

wow people do become boring as soon as they become millionaires huh

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10:52:39

*maniacal laughter*

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12:01:21

GF can probably not imagine what a mess I am when she's not around. considering what a mess I am when she is around. but it's a considerable leap in magnitude

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12:05:15

I think the environmental impact of covering the desert in solar panels is underrated. And probably good

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12:07:32

thinking of becoming more earnest. anybody know how to cultivate naivete

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13:49:23

is this sincerity 💁🤐 https://t.co/mJFqdvxwud

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13:54:16

oh no not again https://t.co/wi63uOF6O9

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13:57:04

me

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14:05:55

these are the Kegan stages everyone's been talking about? https://t.co/mHbNRDKxDE

image from twitter

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15:18:05

I like to think I have "some guy" energy

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16:06:03

A nontrivial number of people are drawn to Montessori primarily because Montessori is beautiful and they believe there is power in beauty.

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16:13:49

have you tried becoming the problem?

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16:19:44

a not fun thing with Twitter, as many MMORPGs, is that some of the most annoying people are on here

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16:21:31

vibing while the world burns

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16:35:30

they're letting Richard Powers write ANOTHER BOOK?!

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18:04:41

Who made the planning fallacy recursive? I bet that seemed like a great hack at the time

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18:08:54

I'm at the intersection of Art and Technology. are... did you guys pick a different place to meet or... ? It was Friday right?

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19:43:23

Not everyone in the world is just so gorgeous and beautiful and wonderful. When are the people on Instagram going to accept that all of their friends are of mediocre hotness

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19:48:46

anytime I listen to 4:44 I get an earworm of the melody from Caught Their Eyes. is this just because it's so out of key? or is it possibly actually good?

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19:50:33

anytime there's something in music where I don't know if I love it or I hate it, usually I end up discovering that I love it. first time I remember this happening was with auto-tune. It was like a switch flipped and suddenly this thing that I was so against, I was all about

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20:12:38

Well I dropped the bike. but I'm fine! apparently you can't do 20 mi an hour around a corner like that. little scrape on my hand. Not even bleeding. The right pedal took most of the damage too lol It was bound to happen. Glad I got it out of the way early

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20:14:22

some of y'all should worry less about your BMI and more about your GMI

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20:16:03

remember that the bike is an electric fat bike and weighs about 70 lb. if you're trying to calculate how much damage actually went down https://t.co/5hmVzsZsrZ

image from twitter

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20:53:47

When the vibe gets ominous https://t.co/DBM3SCZ5xl

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21:01:51

A fun thing about being shirtless at home is spilling a "sexy amount' of mustard on your body

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21:29:41

oh I found some more on my leg

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21:42:51

I live on a road that used to be the colonial trail to the farthest edges of New Spain. It has seen continuous traffic and human activity since the 1500s. A sedan just drove by blasting "In The End" by Linkin Park

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21:45:48

incredible sentence. maybe I do need whimsy in my life again

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21:57:20

This is the worst thing I've ever heard and it makes me hate programming and myself. truly a cursed experience which I will never want to hear again and yet will be compelled to listen to until it drives me insane

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22:04:36

how do i contact the SCP people. where is the quarantine for this

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22:14:31

the internet of beefs is way more fun if you have an automatic meme cannon

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22:20:44

twitter can be a really fun game to play but it doesn't have a map. games are cooler with maps, i know that much. what do you think twitter's map would look like

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22:56:14

is this cozy https://t.co/dHeZTuikap

image from twitter

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22:59:23

is this cozy https://t.co/UfxERawIFa

image from twitter

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22:59:37

is this cozy? also w2c https://t.co/Medojhhyhy

image from twitter

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22:59:55

is this cozy? is this group chat https://t.co/cQHFKNNjbe

image from twitter

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23:00:19

this has to be cozy right https://t.co/aagGFaUKSr

image from twitter

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23:01:21

i iknow this shit cozy https://t.co/SufBVPHCWh

image from twitter

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23:04:28

seems cozy https://t.co/2pnw1XTqSc

image from twitter

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23:05:04

nobody likes this image https://t.co/89i7gw4cPh

image from twitter

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23:07:42

cozy fs https://t.co/V9R6QBwgXl

image from twitter

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23:08:26

surprised this isn't already somebody's whole cozy account https://t.co/2qy1mWioxw

image from twitter

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23:13:23

cowzy https://t.co/jvOdhsdBlO

image from twitter

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23:14:23

whne yr getting cozy in the morngingin https://t.co/JUHhVvuexW

image from twitter

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23:19:30

this may be the coziest image https://t.co/zAEFfrFEQT

image from twitter

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23:20:44

i'm just saying... https://t.co/uTjIZKL0z2

image from twitter

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