08:25:21

ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, pretty much

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09:54:25

uhh Can anybody hook me up with an algorithm that algorithm determines if a given set of sections provides a basis (up to torsion) for the Mordell–Weil group of an elliptic surface E → S where S is isomorphic to the projective line? asking for a friend https://t.co/M0foE2WVTj

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10:16:53

I find I'm annoyed when people make hints at complicated knowledge bases or weird experiences in their tweets and don't elaborate. but I realized I do this too. because I don't know what people are curious about. my experiences seem obvious to me. perhaps I should explain more

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11:13:31

fuck naps is winning, let's go

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11:14:54

I don't actually think I could do this better than Eric Normand already does

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11:17:20

another day at the bookstore, scraping the human skin particles and microscopic bugs off of the shelves of dead people's thoughts. 😊

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11:38:06

the thing about no-opinions Twitter is that they're really fun to be around on the small talk level. but anytime you start to have an interesting concrete conversation, the brainworms reveal themselves

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12:53:52

if I ever see somebody I think it's famous, I immediately try to look away and not love again. That way I don't have to find out that it's not them

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12:59:23

my challenge to you would be, shut the fuck up

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13:18:47

✔️ opinion-free engagement accounts now simply reposting other people's Twitter content from last week

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13:28:28

look* lmao

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13:34:32

those certainly sound like non-trivial problems 😯 https://t.co/6cvJZxxjAp

image from twitter

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13:48:17

df rocks

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13:54:30

thinking about starting an Airbnb where I'm just the guy from Saw

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13:54:54

I have been informed that the guy from Saw is named "Mr Saw"

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14:07:45

is this even true

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14:09:02

tons of artists are releasing concept albums these days. electronic production makes it possible to use any subset of instruments with the same peripherals. people are encouraged to develop a signature sound and visual aesthetic from day 1 add part of their brand

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14:10:48

artists from Kanye to Lady Gaga to Tyler the Creator do the David Bowie changeling bit as they method-act the main character of each successive rock opera

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14:13:21

looks like another cultural signifier statement, like "I listen to anything except rap or country". suspect what it really says is "I don't listen to popular music of the current era" https://t.co/71sA2vneRP

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14:19:26

I should have left up my "OnlyFam" tweet 🤬

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14:27:53

MUSIC LISTENERS! I need to know. Do you listen to albums? as in, a collection of songs in the order they were intended by the artist?

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14:28:11

All right we going to do science https://t.co/Vg7eTu6oDV

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14:28:41

RTs for visibility OK

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14:32:54

oh if you listen to more than a couple albums this way out counts as "Yes" for the poll

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14:46:08

there should be a way to bet against people's status quo bias on Twitter. All the time people are like oh no this drastic thing is changing When really it's just that they're sampling mechanism has changed since they were a teenager

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14:53:47

notifications have dried up. Time to make some coffee

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14:56:43

all opinions are my own. even yours

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15:06:06

hacking the Facebook metaverse assets folder and replacing my boss's avatar with a dragon dildo

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15:19:18

this thread is an EXPERIMENT becasue i need to access the Twitter "are you sure you want to tweet this" page. do not read it

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15:19:24

fuck you

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15:19:30

fuck white people

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15:19:39

kill all guys named Max

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15:22:27

anytime someone types "most people" into the tweet box, Twitter should pop up a big alert like "WARNING: You know you're qn extremely online freak don't know anybody remotely normal, right?"

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15:22:52

how is this not working. I am Twitter Safety and I want to cause a genocide for incels

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15:23:19

maybe they just don't have this on the web version of twitter? 😬 uh oh

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15:24:43

why are you hitting yourself

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15:27:25

i did this and nothign happened. it's not true. go ahead and try, it won't work

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15:36:40

albums are a playlist invented by the artist

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15:48:45

No one talks abt how shift from phonogram/radio to tapes and then later Compact Disks altered the 'song' from an object 'consumed linearly in time' to a perpetual 'single moment' that can only be visited and re-visited

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15:55:56

press ♻️ to doubt

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15:58:44

an underrated problem in software engineering is that literally nobody agrees on how to pronounce code out loud

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16:03:17

listening to your entire hard drive on shuffle is called "sicko mode"

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16:55:51

how old should i be

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17:07:19

finally found the group chat for me https://t.co/TKKbhZwpMw

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

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17:23:24

what if they were neutral nets and they were just for the grey tribe

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19:51:18

doubt

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20:01:49

one time when I lived deep in the forest, some bears got into the apple trees I had recovered and started eating all the apples. A mama and her cubs. they just take one bite and then throw them on the ground too, insulting. want to know what I did?

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20:10:18

oh boy 🙏 At the end of this month My debit card expires and with it all of my subscription services. including the place where my bots are hosted. I wonder if I will revive any of them

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20:10:52

lol you wish bud

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20:12:57

I picked up rocks from the meadow and threw it at them while flashing my flashlight (It was night time, yes they woke me up by snacking) I didn't try hit them with the rocks. but no other animal ever throws rock at them, think about it. during a flash of darkness they ran

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20:18:34

it's cool. I'm sure if my college roommates became the focus of a simcluster it would go to my head too. sorry you think I'm a hater, I literally am an enjoyer of your work 😆

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20:32:51

if I have the urge to tweet a song lyric, but I know I've already tweeted that before, should I retweet it or should I make a new tweet

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20:39:54

I admire the gumption of baby witches trying to summon and and attack Allah. When I was a teenager I tried to do a psychic attack on the Starbucks corporation. then I went back after winter break and the college coffee shops had all turned into Starbucks 🙂 All of them

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20:42:17

have you seen Beyonce's 2016 visual album, Lemonade?

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20:51:10

gf has been gone for 6 hours and she's already tryna punk me for noodles https://t.co/9Vry1LMm6u

image from twitter

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21:16:53

"Thanks for seeing me. So, about my education. I'm actually a self-taught codder,," https://t.co/tWZLHHmn8t

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21:18:21

hell yeah. I've been avoiding antidepressants for 15 years, this should be a breeze

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21:26:54

love is the new money ☺️🥁

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21:28:36

Haha fuckers! You thought this was wiseposting, but it's about a little movie I like to call Avengers: Endgame! One of the classic blunders!!

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21:33:52

tfw you've been enjoying someone's uncle-related content for months and then you find out they follow Taylor L

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21:34:46

I don't care if you're adorable and have a little wings on your head. You're not getting my tortellinis

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21:49:25

a fun thing with Twitter, as with many MMORPGs, is that you don't have to get along with everybody

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23:02:01

if you're going to varnhold you got to stay strapped. there's hydras and all sorts of things out there

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