01:30:22

I have to go to the airport at 5:00 in the morning on Friday. what am I forgetting

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01:33:18

technically every branch of magic leads to apotheosis if you take it far enough

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06:53:54

I like when people post about some culture war shit and all of their friends come in and post what they think are incredibly funny dunks on the other team. it's good to know that normies are still out there having no sense of humor

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06:56:16

psyched to announce my new podcast

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07:15:30

it's funny how so-called illegible postrats will out their political positions by all liking the same scissor statement posts. I can now look at who liked a tweet and decide whether or not it is politically expedient for me also to like it. F

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07:27:45

well I just tried to listen to Matt Yglesias podcast for the first time and found out what his voice sounds like. no wonder people pick on him

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08:23:52

I'm doing digital humanities without a license

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08:26:11

oh HELLO... https://t.co/8SyRjISfbd

image from twitter

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09:19:47

I dislike the idea of IQ for a different reason than other people: because IQ tests tell me that I'm very smart. like 99% smart. And yet, I feel so dumb.. 🥺 and what does that say about all of You

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09:30:04

all feared the Home timeline, until one dared to ride it https://t.co/3eT4gRDrKK

image from twitter

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13:44:39

The unbearable lightness of being an asshole

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17:24:30

100 likes is starting to feel like nothing. I have developed tolerance

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17:40:28

https://t.co/MreYLFU2cj

image from twitter

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18:44:02

I think I just need to find my niche as a content creator

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18:51:33

I just realized I need to make a Pleadian channeling deepfake to troll all the New Age people who follow me on Instagram. BUT I am very responsibly getting ready for my flight in the morning instead of doing this right now. please clap

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19:01:05

damn, the chairman got hands 💀💀💀 https://t.co/MZ0Ld1pboR

image from twitter

image from twitter

image from twitter

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19:54:05

the unbearable lightness of being based

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19:56:15

ॐ say it with me

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22:01:06

I must be progressing upon the path of the technology brothers. for I have begun to see the wisdom in the Paul Graham essays

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