10:01:10

I'm 32 now. happy deepfates day

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10:32:55

however do not astrologize me

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12:11:24

this is one of the best book reviews i've ever seen. it goes on for like two more pages https://t.co/9RQan2l8tO https://t.co/eXzbxMBexv

image from twitter

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12:15:27

i don't know who needs to hear this but you can "block" people in real life too

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14:36:23

nuance sucks ass

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14:46:06

living rent free in people's heads (secret sub-basement under their kitchen where the housekeeper beings me food scraps)

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14:51:13

This day is great. The bus driver literally said "thank you" to me

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14:58:25

what practical experience do you think is equivalent to a PhD? https://t.co/kqmONZf1qy

image from twitter

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15:05:49

So it turns out I actually have PhD equivalent experience https://t.co/rCKXg0wA0j

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15:19:46

When I was freshly dropped out of college people would be surprised (cuz I'm smart or whatever). And I would tell them: "It turns out if you do something cool enough, colleges will just give you a degree. So I'm going for the honorary doctorate" what if t actually happened 😳

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18:33:30

do this in conversation https://t.co/4YFIaZ6sR4

image from twitter

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