08:56:19

It's the opposite of the WIMP (Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer) interface. please publicize this fact so we can get it into textbooks https://t.co/akD0FO1Yrs

image from twitter

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09:20:09

You do one object level opinion on this side and suddenly start catching blocks left and right

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09:40:16

So I found out you can go outside without logging off and now I'm really in trouble

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10:08:17

i don't know if the existence of any "ingroup". but i do know some narcissistic grifters who would be mad if they heard me saying that 😇

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10:23:45

this was supposed to be light-hearted rivalry, but i understand now that it seems mean spirited. i won't delete it i guess. let it stand as evidence of my social ineptitude

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10:27:58

putting whole social circles on mute lmfao

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10:42:51

now THIS is podcasting! https://t.co/Le3ekjgLam

image from twitter

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10:55:29

this is an incredibly good result https://t.co/VtG06tr6WJ

image from twitter

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11:39:45

uhhh you guys? https://t.co/g4iWg0Wwby

image from twitter

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11:59:52

question: if you have old writing that you now disagree with, or are embarrassed by, do you put it on your personal website? with a disclaimer maybe? or just hide it forevermore

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12:08:17

this is me actually https://t.co/M74JhwGPUg

image from twitter

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12:08:56

what's with this 25 to 28-year-old neutral male in my house

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12:12:01

the algorithm definitely wants me to make this a cyberdemon meme account

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12:26:06

still trying to get that coveted pmarca unfollow

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12:28:04

This is now a cyberdemon meme account

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12:30:16

take my hand

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14:10:21

gf who's constantly flexing on me by recognizing objects amidst visual clutter

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16:06:10

if I ever meet a Twitter enemy in real life, it's on sight. this ain't no game

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17:11:10

now that I've been kicked from the big gc I'm gonna have to say my gms and gns in the tl

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18:12:21

it's important to know that Twitter has two classes of poster: people over 10K followers, and everyone else. if you're not an influencer, you might as well be just a tweet https://t.co/nvIiv9Itxh

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19:47:22

That's what they mean by a heterogeneous representation: Your TL is literally different than other peoples. You're trapped in a bubble based on which influencers you follow. This creates the phenomenon known as "ingroup", among others

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19:47:22

basically the way this works is, if you're in the top 1% of Twitter users by following count, You're an influencer. The rest of us users are classified into SimClusters based on which influencers we follow in common. This clustering is done before tweets are delivered to users.

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19:48:45

and THAT is why I need 10,000 followers. So I can create a SimCluster of my own, with my cool friends, and we can all hang out together. including you! pray for me https://t.co/v9IuF3SjgI

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19:58:16

i need to start writing long form again now that i have new bizarre opinions

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21:02:57

i started the Loki show and it's SO GOOD

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21:16:08

I have been contacted by the Time Variance Authority. Apparently many of you are dangerous variants, and I'm going to be forced to prune you from my timeline. 😢 I'm sorry friends. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you (except briefly)

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22:34:32

potato, potato

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22:38:07

thinking about becoming one of those cool accounts with just an emoji for a display name. what emoji should i use?

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