07:13:04

most books do not contain viruses. most

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07:21:02

type of guy who becomes enlightened but doesn't feel the need to tell anybody about it, he just uses it to make better dumb tweets

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07:31:32

neural networks do have abstract understanding of the world knowledge embedded in there training data. That's all they have. perhaps the word you're looking for is "concrete"

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07:58:52

When the girlfriend catches you voice to texting some dumb shit

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08:03:19

we are removing age limitations and locality restrictions for this hypothetical. anybody can become president, American dream

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09:06:09

is it appropriate to link people to a 110 MB HTML file? I would warn them

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09:11:06

You guys are literally simps

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11:07:41

this is the problem i have with most people's "political" stances

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11:15:45

i might go for a full 16 if everyday keep coming up with all these billionaires i never heard of

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11:17:22

reread my tweets before sending them? lady, i don't even read them once

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12:21:03

we need it Twitter dungeons & dragons gaming group

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12:22:04

anytime you start having a philosophical conversation on Twitter it starts to feel like you're talking to a college sophomore. That's because you are

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12:53:40

the butt is a muscle the size of a fist

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13:33:20

shapes? no thanks, i use auto-rotate

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14:02:19

status climbing on Twitter (only following accounts bigger than me)

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14:43:26

changing my name to Steve Jobless

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14:51:49

My entire political stance is that "power to" is a better leverage point than "power over"

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14:52:57

mute the song of your heart

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15:24:46

I know some of y'all been in this book https://t.co/vbmlgt2Ecr

image from twitter

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15:35:49

These mixes are getting medicinal https://t.co/o4rTaUeylP

image from twitter

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15:53:46

People love simplistic narratives in which they can be a major player. This is the appeal of conflict theory

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16:57:08

it's easy to pick on academia, because they publish their work publicly. business people would seem a lot less competent if you saw their actual reports

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17:06:42

When I was a teenager me and my buddies would go to weird places and then take drugs and try to drive home. To become good drivers

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17:12:42

They're not "AirPods" sir, they're hearing aids and I need them to do my job. They help me to not murder you when you talk

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17:26:51

they help me hear. specifically they help me hear podcasts

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17:27:17

Phew

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17:30:04

okay so I know I said that your argument was a motte-and-bailey. but what I meant was,

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17:58:36

large language models are a XSS exploit threat for human Turing machines

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18:44:53

is there an easy way to tokenize English that preserves rhyming structure? As far as I know the GPT models don't rhyme good

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18:50:11

ahahahaha I just realized I was in the woods during gamer gate and Gawker and all this crap and that's why my brain isn't poisoned hahahahahaha

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18:55:31

weed is legal in my state now. kind of bummed. what am I going to base my personality around

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19:17:40

I came out of the woods and was like "Brexit is leaving the UK? This clown is going to be the president of USA? sure okay"

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19:23:55

i am literally on this app more than i sleep

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19:24:58

twitter is a blockchain

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19:41:49

𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿: 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 Due to the Events, election laws have been changed. All citizens of America and her allies, of age 21 or older, are eligible. Any amount of money may be spent. But this influx of money causes a feedback loop: only billionaires stand a chance.

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19:41:50

Come with me to a dark future, where sixteen powerful figures stand arrayed before the American public, willing to do anything to grasp the final gem of power that is the Presidency of the Free World. And whoever gets it, will never let it go... 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

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19:46:50

oh my God for real I'm going to have to do this for my phone now

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19:52:19

Of course with the new election laws, the old political parties had no relevance. a political free-for-all ensued At the closest memetic safe zone: the Working Families Party. (Everybody loves working families!) The WFP was the only primary held that year. 16 billionaires ran

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19:55:02

You all know the story of course. feel free to chime in with biographical details about your favorite or least favorite candidates. I'm going to list the tournament bracket below. Everybody remember to vote, cheat, lie, and fight for the candidate you were assigned! 👏👏👏

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20:30:10

3: WATCH THE THRONE KANYE WEST Aka Yeezus Rapper, producer, entrepreneur from Chicago VS JAY-Z Aka Hova Rapper, label exec, entrepreneur from New York

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20:30:10

2: PAYPAL GODFATHER ELON MUSK Meme lord and occasional CEO VS PETER THIEL Apparently he's into grand strategy? And i suspect he pays all these little guys too come to my mentions

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20:30:10

BRACKET 1: GOD NERD BILL GATES aka "Dollar Bill" Microsoft founder, little glasses, recently divorced vs JEFF BEZOS aka "Jeff Luthor" Amazon founder, spaceman, published his sexts. also recently divorced VOTE BELOW! don't forget to votevote

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20:30:11

5: OLD GUYS I'VE NEVER HEARD OF DONALD J TRUMP New York businessman and media personality, former President, questionable billionaire VS WARREN BUFFETT I guess this guy makes a lot of money buying and selling stuff? He works for somebody called Berkshire Hathaway and he's 90

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20:30:11

4: I LOVE THE 90S OPRAH WINFREY Entertainment superstar and entrepreneur VS MICHAEL JORDAN Sports superstar and entrepreneur (apparently the baseball career was actually good btw)

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20:30:12

7: "THE INVESTORS" MOHAMMAD BIN SALMAN AL SAUD crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, allegedly definitely had a guy "saud" a-right into pieces VS MASAYOSHI SON Japanese CEO, gave Adam Neumann a bunch of money to make real estate worse (among other fine investments)

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20:30:12

6: YOUNG GUYS I'VE NEVER HEARD OF GABE NEWELL This guy invented Valve which owns Steam which I guess makes him a railroad baron? He's the gamer candidate That's his platform VS VITALIK BUTERIN He invented Ethereum which is a different kind of invisible vapor. crypto candidate

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20:30:13

8: THEY EARNED IT MACKENZIE SCOTT Novelist and philanthropist, early Amazon employee VS MELINDA FRENCH GATES philanthropist, former general manager at Microsoft

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20:30:58

final election begins now https://t.co/sCQmqht6wX

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20:31:35

final election begins here https://t.co/f3hsaewqfz

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20:32:05

final election voting begins here https://t.co/f3hsaewqfz

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20:33:10

everybody remember to archive my tweets often in case I get banned

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21:41:08

I think one thing that everybody, deep down, has in common, is that they have vestigial fish DNA that gives you gills while you're in the womb

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21:45:55

at 100K followers i will sell this account to the green tea mask company

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21:55:18

most people don't know this but you CAN go to bed late AND wake up early. As long as you don't try to function also the following day. Twitter, sleep, function: pick two

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