07:05:49

this is still the best way to get into twitter

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08:11:20

Postrats are Procians Rats are Halikaarnians CMV

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08:15:28

it's a good point, social media creates these dynamics institutionally. in the same way that high school does, i guess: we're all in here together, forced to differentiate ourselves in the popularity contest without the ability to use physical force. SimClusters are cliques even

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11:16:43

The meme to virus analogy is a mistake though. memes are like genes, memeplexes organisms. they're not just hijacking your communication to reproduce. You are their substrate. The collection of memes in your mind is more like the microbiome in your gut https://t.co/RSUQsAk8Cg

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11:20:16

This is a Kanye West fan account

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11:26:02

cleaned my glasses with dish soap and it's like a whole new world out here. I'm on another planet

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11:30:31

it's funny, cuz Anathem does have a real slow start and a lot of people can't get past the first hundred pages of world building. but I got sucked into it. whereas Snow Crash, the first two pages are so juvenile that it took me five tries to get to page 3. where the punchline is

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11:33:55

would "callout culture" suffice as a less inflammatory version of what i want to use "cancel culture" to mean? https://t.co/T77LqqAoxS

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11:34:13

I will never log in to Goodreads

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14:52:09

A human being should be able to predict the weather by looking at the sky. 1 to 4 hours in advance, depending on climate and location

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15:21:08

I'm tired of these group chats. These posters. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their gms

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16:10:17

Twitter became significantly more useful and enjoyable for me once I started viewing it as an app without push notification permission, instead of an app that could send me notifications

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16:37:39

https://t.co/9mBbg3LcDD

image from twitter

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16:40:29

honestly having an ex-wife is a good thing. keeps you sharp

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16:44:56

I left my computer downloading all of my friends and followers on this app. I was rate limited so it was going to take all day. what will I get up to when I get home 🤔

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20:32:07

i just unfollowed 50% of big accounts

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20:33:34

anyone with >10K followers you're on notice

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20:52:03

have eaten nothing but burritos and cereal for 48 hours. ask me anything

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20:57:25

apparently Tom Hanks isn't dead 🤔

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21:06:04

i like it when young people DM me with life questions. i will give you wise answers for real. (90% of the time ish)

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21:14:20

don't ask me "should i drop out of college" unless you want to hear "yes"

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21:38:46

Twitter is a terrible surface. imagine you were on a greased sliding-tile puzzle platform that could slide one of two directions at any given time and it was covered in bear traps

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22:48:41

actually this goes for all age people. i will give you advice

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