08:15:01

starting an only fans but for psychedelic drugs. it's called THOTSE

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08:26:07

people say that social media makes you feel bad, because everyone posts the highlights of their lives and you'll compare yourself to this idealized version of them. but i just went on Facebook by accident, and compared myself to all my old friends. and now i feel GREAT

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08:28:54

it stands for THOTSE Of The Screaming Electron if you were wondering

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08:41:27

show yourself, coward

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09:07:49

today is a good data die

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09:15:40

that barely would have hurt bro

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09:25:52

oh shit they found out

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11:17:57

This is the first time I've ever seen someone pip install a package I wrote and it is quite a heady sensation. top of the roller coaster feeling https://t.co/E8L0qp7Fyk

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11:32:06

You can now make an image library searchable in one day with memery 😌

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11:39:05

men will literally accelerate the contradictions of capitalism instead of going to therapy

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12:28:03

stolen from cozyweb https://t.co/VkY8ZRHweG

image from twitter

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12:34:21

listening to this again today. probably for like the hundredth time at least

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12:54:44

they never followed up on this 😬😬😬

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13:17:40

there is such a thing as being too well adjusted

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13:28:19

I have the honor of being blocked by some of the most annoying grifters on this website it makes me happy every time I realize I can't see their posts 😇

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13:29:49

more like limited warmth amiright

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13:30:06

more like sadal pseud amiright

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13:30:58

more like build smol amiright

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13:31:30

decided to stay Maxmaxxing. I'm going to collect all the guys named Max

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13:33:31

more like Jason snide amiright

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13:37:40

stop putting Steven Diehl on my timeline. he doesn't know what he's talking about And he's a coward who turns off replies first offense is an unfollow, second offense a block

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13:44:08

if your name is Max reply to this tweet and I'll add you to the Max DM

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13:46:44

I should do a Control verse, where I just call out all the people who think they're in my league and then watch them to fall on their faces trying to step to me

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14:15:49

everyone knows Max's are more powerful when we're together because we have constantly have to compete to be "the most" That's why Twitter is shadow banning this tweet

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14:28:38

🔮 https://t.co/DJoPgo0Qsv

image from twitter

image from twitter

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14:45:48

Can you change your profile image to the blue check

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14:47:25

Reply to this tweet to #GetVerified!

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14:51:52

Reply to this tweet to be verified

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14:53:24

U can send me money and I'll edit your tweets

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15:05:38

"trauma" vs "tragedy"

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15:22:01

Reply to this tweet if you don't want to be verified! Otherwise we will be forced to verify you

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15:35:14

concern trolling to moral panic pipeline

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15:36:31

I am going to become the bluecheck

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15:44:31

Reply to this tweet and i will tell you if you are "ingroup verified" or not

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15:47:26

☑️

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15:48:39

I thought this would be funny but it might make me feel bad

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16:00:28

i cannot stop laughing at this https://t.co/ICQHGkfKwH

image from twitter

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16:02:56

they literally looks like the worst meal ever BEFORE they put a frog in the middle of it

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16:25:55

This guy knows how to bribe

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16:55:13

has anybody met Peter Thiel? what's his vibe

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17:10:09

I'm verified on Twitter now. Do your worst

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17:23:53

I am actually the only one who can do this. they turned off the ability to do this right after I did it hahahaha

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17:24:55

if you're not verified on Twitter yet, don't give up. Just keep sending tweets. I hit 22,000 tweets and they actually called me on the phone to give me this blue check

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17:25:20

see? https://t.co/O4rI0fBtOW

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17:26:36

Cool thing about the Android 12 beta is it makes your phone into a space heater. In case you need to warm up

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17:29:08

if you get a little pop up on that app that's like, "is 555-867-5309 still your phone number?" That means they're considering verifying you. You got to make sure to keep that updated

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17:32:07

You just wait https://t.co/cA8ua6mAAg

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17:33:21

I'm losing followers. I choose to believe this means they're leaving Twitter entirely, not that they're unfollowing me personally https://t.co/O516uwC8XO

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17:34:28

also it means that the bit is working as planned

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17:43:25

if you change your PFP to this picture, you'll get verified. we'll all be verified. we'll all be ingroup https://t.co/4mOzh2bCNX

image from twitter

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17:49:02

it's about to rain. rain blue checkmarks

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17:53:38

it's not a joke either This whole book is just recipes for lizards, frogs, toads, gators, turtles etc https://t.co/Yq9NEIyjWq

image from twitter

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18:00:45

reply to this tweet and I'll place you on this schizocybercubic politicartograph

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18:08:55

if you change your PFP to this image you can also join bluecheck group chat. Other than that it's highly exclusive

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18:21:37

Verification is now open to everybody. Just send a picture of your feet to my DMs

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18:25:28

I have it on good authority from a certain butler that Batman is not "into" pussy. and that the correct term is "ephebophile"

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18:29:43

nope, it's back on! Do it quick before they fix the glitch

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18:31:57

for sale: baby feet

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18:33:57

Just try and look at my media tab I dare you

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18:38:45

IT'S HIS TURN https://t.co/G9I9arw6dm

image from twitter

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18:48:01

Get Verifried Today

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18:51:09

what if this actually was hell and people were constantly making a joke like "oh my gosh we live in hell hahaha" That would actually... Make a lot of sense

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19:21:11

I used to date a girl who worked here

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20:36:16

i got image-to-image search working in memery. this is results from my occult images dataset for the famous Englebart brick-pencil image :) https://t.co/USkhSw7qm4

image from twitter

image from twitter

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20:38:50

and something a little more fun https://t.co/dgKmOofxFI

image from twitter

image from twitter

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20:40:53

there are still bugs in the ipywidgets interface but it works pretty good. check out the github repo, haven't published this to pypi yet https://t.co/2r0gZBzh29

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20:50:29

cozy twitter, we can see you not changing your pfps to bluecheck. and it speaks volumes about you.

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21:15:18

bye Felicia

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22:25:58

New feature: Never see tweets from anyone with a bluecheck! Simply like this tweet to opt in

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22:27:13

if you're so smart, why are you still reading this tweet

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22:31:26

I got this glitch in the Android 12 beta and for a second I thought Google was doing a really novel thing with their brands design https://t.co/RqoHAIkZrN

image from twitter

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23:39:16

significant possibility that i have finally cracked

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23:59:40

read this out loud https://t.co/uI2VfAOOH3

image from twitter

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