06:37:17

is tired Ben Affleck attractive?

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06:47:11

kids today amiright

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07:04:50

what is your platform?

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07:05:36

if you don't know, now you know https://t.co/AXuQebTX2y

image from twitter

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07:10:38

it's vague on purpose

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07:16:17

I can't believe Joe Rogan is the same guy who wrote the Lord of the rings. it just seems crazy to me. he must have changed a lot

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07:32:55

good morning, never grow up never surrender https://t.co/153NJPUbG3

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07:33:58

hmm.. Twitter cropped out the first 30 seconds lol f

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07:49:15

Twitter is the real world now. irl is a video game you play to make money

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07:51:54

so true

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09:52:37

*slaps top of karma*

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09:59:59

schools are run by people who liked being in school so much they wanted to stay there forever

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10:02:04

#NewProfilePic https://t.co/XGEPscBLJj

image from twitter

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10:03:50

whoops lol

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10:47:06

As a thoth leader i am here to say, embrace the gibbering insanity at the heart of the void. have a nice day

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12:12:01

This account is still in stealth. sign up to be notified when we release

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12:13:50

does this happen if you hit the follow button on my account? which follows are suggested? Are they the same for everybody?

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12:19:28

to clarify, I mean the follow all pack. why do people get a follow-all pack instead of a suggested box

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12:21:23

thinking about how many NLP based apps will be released in the coming years. How many of them will be an attempt to augment your intelligence for writing or reading. so-called tools for so-called thought. How many of them will make the mistake of not hiring me

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12:31:13

This is a tweet for later Don't worry about it 😇

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12:32:14

Of course growing up with this name would be hard. cause a man to have a complex character https://t.co/hu4p0Rr1pT

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12:44:10

I Love The 2020s https://t.co/Wz4nqnNJKx

image from twitter

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12:46:27

listening to a very non-academic podcast host interview an academic and just casually asking him what distinguishes men's writing from women's writing statistically 😅. And then digging in for more detail 😭

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12:55:55

it's one of these options for me https://t.co/9An5InfJmv

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13:18:06

excellent mind trap, I recommend falling for this

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15:05:44

I figured this out but it's too good. I can't explain this. You got to figure it out yourself

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15:14:57

mystery political compass. two axes. reply to be placed. I will reveal the axes in 100 hours divided by the number of people placed https://t.co/CAdn9e0ERo

image from twitter

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15:25:03

This shit is too easy

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15:45:32

what is religion, if not making up a type of guy and getting mad at him?

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15:52:18

children rightly know that zoom school is torture. adults will fool themselves into taking cohort based courses for fun

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15:53:41

You're all going to be very surprised when I get off work and follow through on this

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18:11:03

what should i get at the grocery store

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18:27:05

go forth, be thoughtful and multiply https://t.co/leiRa66g3F

image from twitter

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18:44:40

GF bread is girlfriend bread

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18:45:26

I found an unopened hummus from last November this week. it's still good https://t.co/bBQbD6WUh5

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18:50:53

it was in the back of the fridge it's okay

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20:01:24

Hellmark cards. for special occasions with your enemies

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20:04:20

seeing like an emotional state

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21:07:45

sorry for being a jerk about farming ☚ī¸

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23:16:23

my dear friends. i have done it. 82 of you are now listed on this chart. i will reveal the axes in 100 hours (despite my campaign promise that it would be sooner) or if one of you guesses both axes hope it worked https://t.co/AIodPLFutg

image from twitter

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23:18:43

and i'd like to do a shoutout to the man upstairs (i fear him, and shout at him every night in hopes he will leave)

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23:38:48

bigger view https://t.co/QrJ8M9LMrA

image from twitter

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23:42:47

if nobody gets the axes tonight i'll do more in the morning. but i have to sleep soon

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