00:29:44

hmm https://t.co/Ky7ZUI2yRT

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08:39:06

just remembered i bought some Bitcoin at midnight 😂 from my phone in bed

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09:40:05

Twitter is a cult de sac

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09:56:08

*acceleration accelerates*

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10:43:01

who's somebody that's problematic? I think if we just tweet problematic names it might bump everyone's engagement

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10:50:16

You can tag blue checks this one time

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10:59:57

i am no longer afraid to be big. i am embracing my size. i am going to become huge

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11:00:35

i will not shrink myself to fit your conditions

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11:01:30

me and large language models and who

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11:07:24

information is implicitly coded into the very structure of the universe, and reveals itself only through the flowering of time, and I think that's beautiful

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11:17:05

never seen so many people take a step backward in unison 😇

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12:42:11

elon and grimes literally met through a rokos basilisk pun what if the basilisk has a postrat shitposting alts what if it secretly follow me 😮

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12:47:18

piks or it didn't happen

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12:56:42

moss? I'm lichen it

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13:06:52

I'm literally going to do this

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13:16:57

what would I have to do this account to get a job

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13:18:07

I'm anticipating this so hard

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13:36:42

uhh... https://t.co/nWhIIzFm3H

image from twitter

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13:39:52

a lot of people will tell you to "empty your mind". this is a trap. they want to store things in there

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14:21:08

"Infocalypse" is actually one of the world's oldest mutants, In-Fabah-Nur

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14:57:10

forgot to mention the possiblity they just want to steal your thoughts https://t.co/7BtP6pMpiw

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15:46:36

anyone have opinions or experience with anvil? https://t.co/FNiBAl4oHJ

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15:47:29

what about external family systems and it's all your different Twitter alts

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16:13:27

He was spending more nights now watching the machine trawl the invisible writings for any hints

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16:30:00

is there a music transformer yet?

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16:31:00

The secret to magic is not knowing how to cast spells. it's knowing when to not cast spells

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16:42:41

i have my own answer already but i want to see what you say

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16:42:41

what's "the look" this year? I'm cool hunting

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17:02:08

u guys, bungoman lost his shoes at my house. can you find them in this picture? https://t.co/wKUrZzo3Mp

image from twitter

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17:25:18

you ever seen one of these? https://t.co/mBNcjTvPBY

image from twitter

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18:13:00

that's right fellas. cargo short shorts. https://t.co/DDWthZFtc9 https://t.co/9sz0y0UR8t

image from twitter

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18:45:14

if a stray cat asked you for spare change would you give it

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18:50:57

smh I thought it was the raccoon suit that made you fly

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19:23:31

tfw no prehensile beast feet https://t.co/qrDN1ne8Qu

image from twitter

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20:24:00

never wearing a backpack again

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20:36:39

new pfp is supposed to be a Hermes Trismegistus but looks too much like Kenny from South Park. anybody got any pictures of me i should use instead?

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20:37:20

tell me you're a millennial without telling me you're a millennial

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20:58:29

is it cool

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23:07:14

somebody tell my girlfriend I'm not in bed yet

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23:12:37

should i become the world foremost expert on memes

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