08:31:53

we have a winner https://t.co/OHhr9PZu5X

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08:57:54

mansplaining is when somebody quotes your tweet to say "men don't understand [thing you understand and in fact tweeted about]"

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09:23:49

related: https://t.co/dS0jYrrqYu

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09:29:15

i pick The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment, which I read when I was like 18 and helped me integrate my intellectual knowledge with my "spiritual" experiences. and it's only 25 pages! pdf here https://t.co/LsgnU6dTob

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09:34:21

the so called in-group is a sociology experiment

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10:07:35

I was going to walk to work today but apparently the air quality is hazardous because there's so many wildfires in the next state over. it's good to remember that the world crisis is not over just because I got a vaccine probably still going to walk to work

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10:09:23

today I'm grateful to have so many internet friends who disagree with me and think differently than I do, or even have different values or epistemologies. what would I do without you? Just live in a bubble of self-confirming beliefs. I'm lucky to know you all

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10:31:41

honestly I get a weird comfort from the smell of wildfire smoke and orange tinge to the sunlight. makes me miss California

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10:43:07

medium big accounts have the worst energy imo. And I say this as someone who fully plans to be one for a while

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10:49:59

I saw the best minds of my generation huff baggies of fermented poop because TOTSE user Pickwick uploaded a hoax report of jenkem use in 2007 and it was repeated uncritically by major media sources creating a moral panic that spread the meme to innocent unwitting drug abusers

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11:07:00

my posts are to be interpreted as instructive examples of unwiseposting

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11:09:18

"listen to this album i think you'll like it" bf, "omg i LOVE this" gf

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11:13:53

My new hypothesis is the best places to move to are the ones in most danger from climate crisis. they will be the ones most rapidly adapting, and therefore hubs of innovation and urgency. places that are safe for decades yet will be the home of useless bickering

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11:21:39

wholesomeposting

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11:23:54

what emoji most closely represents your Twitter character? i think mine is 😇

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11:29:57

when present the bailey 😈 when retreat to the motte 😇

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15:56:37

🤔

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15:58:37

forgot to bring my tooth to the dentist office

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16:53:18

it's okay you guys they gave me a temporary tooth to hang on to until I get my new new tooth

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21:04:29

dinos are forever 🎵

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21:21:10

a lot of people don't know this, but the B in LGBTQIA stands for "bicycle". you didn't hear about that, did you? because of bicycle erasure

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21:36:37

if Dave Barry was alive today he would be canceled

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21:46:43

a lot of people will tell you we need to "localize agriculture". this is a trap. they want you to work on their farm for free

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22:17:04

apparently 2000 followers is the size where Twitter starts sending me aggressive reply guys I've never interacted with before

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22:52:12

who called it transhumanism and not superheroification

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23:33:54

i love the future

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