06:53:21

you have 20 minutes left. decide now, or we return to the premium mediocre government Earth had before your breif and illustrious reign

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08:28:06

😏 ... https://t.co/XsTgENAJt7

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08:28:53

https://t.co/ttJQPrPDs3

image from twitter

image from twitter

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08:58:29

gf is looking at some culture war website that uses all-caps italic for headlines. it looks like an energy drink mated with a manifesto

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09:13:53

the Great Meme theory of history

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09:18:24

what if heroes do create history, but only because people invest belief in them?

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10:26:34

charismatic memetic megafauna

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10:47:23

who loves riding the bus ✋

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11:03:46

wish I would get canceled, so my progressive ex would stop asking me to do things for her website for free

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11:12:40

their* website mb

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12:55:58

need

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14:12:38

https://t.co/cT7H1iv9mF

image from twitter

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14:37:34

My object level opinion is that visually level is good enough, you don't need to be true level unless you're building a deck or something like that, most people can't tell anyway, buildings sag, don't worry about it

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15:29:34

get ready for the hoodie suit. menswear will never be the same

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16:24:25

https://t.co/Pb7sA9ad4r

image from twitter

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16:58:04

imagine thinking humans have to be werewolves to be scary

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17:09:02

APD got a new helicopter and they've been flying it every day for a year. over my house

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17:09:53

shrek with a Russian accent

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17:10:17

what do they know 👀

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18:04:12

if I've learned anything about Birmingham, it's that fellas there will keep hate-reading your tweets long after they publicly unfollow

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18:10:17

the CDC has announced that all men who have been vaccinated can transform into an unrecognizable sex creature, their souls can leave their bodies, they can change to a sweaty, slightly pink body hungrily groping you, eyes half lidded, breathing heavy "baby you like that?" in your

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21:46:38

One time I spent a very long night in a hotel room with cinder block walls while a young man who would eat nothing but almonds explained to me how he had done so much LSD that the government put him in a research facility to see how he was so good at it

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21:47:33

He had learn to play guitar in just 24 hours using nothing but a LSD and a guitar. and the government wanted to acquire the superpower. Not sure what they were going to use it for

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