00:08:06

you brush your teeth and get ready for bed BUT THEN remember you have 2/3 of a cold beer unfinished. do you:

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00:16:21

oh i got it btw https://t.co/jEFO5Icpzs

image from twitter

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00:17:18

Fuck a 4-hour work week I want a 3-hour sleep night

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00:18:14

just me, this book on functional programming, and the sounds of the night (cars cruising on Central blasting Phil Collins)

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00:32:20

no more notifications. stop it. I'm blushing

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00:40:42

Yes I have been called "belligerent." but I don't see what that has to do with this Twitter account

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00:55:21

πŸ…²πŸ…·πŸ…΄πŸ…²πŸ…ΊπŸ…ΏπŸ…ΎπŸ…ΈπŸ…½πŸ†ƒ How many followers do you have right now? I will leave this tweet up as long as I can, you can always link back here

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00:56:37

i have 1,852. this is more than i deserve but less than i want

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08:48:23

Time to find out if the tax man will give me my stimulus check for real

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08:50:15

okay 1,851 this morning which is EXACTLY the bare minimum that i deserve

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09:08:03

men are steak. this is my sexism

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11:14:12

mom jeans? middle part? don't mind if i do. you'd practically never be able to tell I'm in my 30s πŸ™‚

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12:10:24

everybody hard on the internet

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12:16:06

stop unfollowing! I'm providing a public service

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12:16:36

listen and learn https://t.co/Z9hS5ogySB

image from twitter

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12:24:07

do you believe in the "follower cap" or "follower tiers" theory?

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12:24:41

trying slide into the DMs πŸ«€

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12:25:03

this such a good album I had forgotten

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12:37:17

if you gaze long into the Invisible, the Invisible gazes also into you

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12:43:39

expounding https://t.co/SQzjj03JFg

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12:55:40

can u operate Clojure runtime notebook from Roam cells yet?

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12:57:07

I'm just here to be funny on https://t.co/oVEmVkkJJK i don't care if you wanted to read Serious News or see my resume or whatever

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13:03:35

https://t.co/rNAv6a1nXs

image from twitter

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14:20:50

have you read the fish book

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14:21:26

https://t.co/26FTLxAT2r

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