08:40:37

apparently this track is literally impossible to find online. though a little bird told me it may be released soon ...

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08:43:25

Twitter became significantly more useful and enjoyable for me once I started viewing it as a feed of content to ignore, instead of a community of people to argue with

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09:14:43

A lot of people are fixated on having the kind of job that only existed in the 20th century

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09:18:49

How do I get a triple word score

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11:20:02

vibram soles gf, leather crocs bf

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11:38:46

MF DOOM doing features from beyond the grave and it's goood

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11:44:12

hey Google how to tie my shoes

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12:06:46

apparently this is me https://t.co/mTZNoV3RQF

image from twitter

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12:14:11

I did not know I was being typecast when I did this bit https://t.co/eTqJHkQPCa

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12:32:27

I think I'm getting into psychedelic rock again. when I was a hippie I knew all the old stuff, but now i I'm really enjoying Khruangbin, mild high club, kikagaku moyo. oh and Surprise chef, though they're more of a jazz funk outfit what else should I try?

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14:11:21

I've seen at least three women walking around in bridgeton cottagecore dresses today. I wonder how theyre feeling about this sudden thunderstorm 😂

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14:16:13

if you went to American high schools and you think kids weren't fighting, fucking, drinking, using heavy drugs, street racing, playing power chords on unturned guitars, finding a human hand in the creek, developing ESP, etc... you just weren't hanging with the right crowd

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14:17:57

only "sudden" if you didn't see the cumulonimbus massing to the north hours ago lol

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14:30:45

I have 87 different apps on my phone, and there's only one of them that I can recognize, recall, and distinguish from all the others it's VLC

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14:31:01

Can everybody please send me pictures of your app drawer

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15:15:16

calling people on the phone is like a psychic attack. I kind of love it

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15:21:12

This field of study can be translated as the "love of knowledge", though some of its most influential figures have said that we can truly know nothing at all.

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17:11:42

I have acquired Twitter tolerance. having 30 likes on a post feels like nothing to me. I need a more concentrated form of Twitter, I need a Twitter plug

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17:35:40

let's find out shall we

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17:39:32

should I start buying the tallboys of bubbly water? or stick to the 12oz. i don't want to be a glutton

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18:01:16

zero to murder in 16 minutes. no one man should have all that power

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18:03:41

we've all been there https://t.co/T654XLUvh4

image from twitter

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18:25:38

has technology gone too far? Tonight at 8:00

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18:27:16

Twitter tip: if you click the retweet button on my tweets, your friends will think you are cool

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18:28:35

it's okay to social engineer your way into friendship. extroverts don't want you to know

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18:40:38

okay I must say This is a new level of thrill https://t.co/brnVEO0ph7

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18:45:49

The other night I had to kill a child. in the D&D game! I'm the GM and the evil witch was holding the child hostage and the players rushed her, thinking they could knock the lady out before she killed the kid. but they didn't make it in time gave me a actual stomachache tho

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18:46:10

similar feeling https://t.co/IXdIMSXQDO

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21:23:12

gf said that the sauce boiling down on the stove looked like brains. but then when I started explaining what it actually looks like when you cook brains she ran and hid in the bathroom. AMA

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22:39:40

newspapers are splat books for politics roleplayers

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22:41:41

The New York Times explicit model is to provide a narrative that increases the number of paying subscribers. This is also true about non-subscription media too, due to follow accounts and engagement on internet channels. whether or not there's a story, they have to provide one

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22:45:21

The reason that Pathfinder became so successful, despite being basically just a continuation of D&D 3.5, is because of the predictable content delivery. every month you get a book, new villains to defeat, new problems to be overcome. but episodic, forgettable sounds familiar?

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22:47:21

i may be addicted to getting ratioed. would that be a good idea

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22:49:27

"newspapers" here includes tv news, cable news, websites, blogs, Trending Topics, Subatack newsletters, main characters of Twitter and whatever the AM radio cranks are on about this week. the narrative-industry complex

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22:51:46

whatever happened to that kid who went missing from a locked room after writing occult sigils over every inch of the walls? wonder what he's doing now

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23:21:42

yes!! https://t.co/YUDuQNRxQA this is him, Bruno Borges https://t.co/M5wHh0nH0t

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23:22:34

tldr, publicity stunt. HOWEVER, that's also the perfect cover up, so 🤷

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23:24:04

compulsive thought logging: cthlogging

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