10:28:36

sometimes it's actually really cool when people reveal their object level opinions and those opinions are completely idiotic

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10:31:16

welcome to 2030. I own n̶̢̢̪̹̗̱̱̺͉͉̳̿̋̊̏̇̈̋̈́̓̊̆̓̎̃͘͘̚͜ͅŏ̶͚̤̪̞̟̥͓̑̏̃̋͆̾̏̒̚t̴̢̝̞̥̼̟̓̍͊́́̈́̄̚ͅh̷̞͎̅̅͊̔̂̚i̸̡̮͕̲̬͚̝̤̥̐̓̓̍͑̃͛̑͆̈̀̽͊͜ͅn̷̘̠̤͍̗̂̀̇̓̀̒͛̇̾͗̎̊̓͘͜ĝ̸̨̡̬̦̲̼̮̣̘̫̖̖͖̲̱͈͙̓̂̊̽̃̋̎͗̎͊̕͘ and life has never been better. finally, i found it. i own it

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10:33:32

thinking about when I used to run a community center in Portland and we would have these groups of activists and they would be like "what's your name and something you passionate about" and when it got to me I would say "black magic" no wonder it was hard to keep volunteers

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10:41:46

thanks for helping me clean up my follow list

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11:11:09

oh cool you brought your friends to come like your posts? thanks for helping me fill up my block list

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11:12:11

for the record part of the fun of calling it "black magic" is seeing which word the soft white portlanders reacted to more strongly

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11:14:40

Not many people know this, but the stone with which Cain bashed in Abel's head is a holy artifact passed down through the ages, much like the Holy Grail or the Spear of Longinus it is known as the Dudes Rock

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11:15:17

if my bot is so annoying why do all of your friends follow it

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11:29:38

The violin part on Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe 🤌

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11:37:42

My new video game character is a Lawful Neutral wizard named Gendlin. the Law he follows is Bayes' Theorem

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12:36:52

also the clarinet part on "For Free? (Interlude)". or is it an oboe?

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12:37:05

it's a fucking baritone sax! And uts Kamasi Washington of course

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12:40:05

just realized I've been pivoting between "mercurial trickster" and "golden boy" for over a decade. no wonder so many people think I'm the Devil https://t.co/rWH6N00nf0

image from twitter

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12:40:27

if you don't get this joke you are pre-rat

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12:47:15

new profile pic

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13:04:42

going to the local YIMBY drinking group. it's at a brewpub because none of our apartments were big enough

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13:29:00

pretty sure my "heavenly body" has as much gravitational pull on you as the distant planets and stars do. So please start including me in your astrology chart

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13:32:48

Why You Hitting Yourself?!: a Guide to Getting Things Done with Agile Lunar Manic Cycles

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13:33:38

Don't think you can even sell them for 10 bucks anymore. The soul bubble has popped. what's a soul worth these days

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14:32:05

abuelita calls you "Honey" https://t.co/WOLIPRsqPy

image from twitter

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16:47:09

Wow, the author admits to having a new Vyvanse subscription and you can tell in the writing style 😂

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19:16:13

lol The background music to this game literally interpolates the riff from Welcome to Heartbreak no wonder I like it so much

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22:41:47

hold up a second. I started this game 100% in a romantic relationship https://t.co/VQ8u5TuWNM

image from twitter

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