08:49:43

One of us only lies. The other one tells only the truth. we're experiencing unusually high call volume, please hold

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09:02:41

me when i see a idiot https://t.co/tYc462ZSKs

image from twitter

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09:03:19

oh no 🤦🤦🤦 post rats are doing memes https://t.co/oiyVn60s64

image from twitter

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10:05:32

https://t.co/CdKyG6rcnX

image from twitter

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11:11:30

also I don't have to iron my shirts. rumpled is a good look on a merchant, unlike on a colleague or professional

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11:57:47

would you read this book? Yes or no

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12:08:54

what book are you looking for right now? Like if you saw it in my store window you just walk in and buy it

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13:23:39

first time I've been called this, rolling with it https://t.co/UGDpE7xqOr

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13:29:23

can't tell if my fit today is incredibly good or actually quite bad. The sweet spot

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13:30:59

tfw u get a bunch of replies from "Not followed by anyone you're following" 😒

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13:32:52

when you design a new button but it has to spend a week with the marketing team for "charging"

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13:33:47

if you think I'm not just going to keep posting bullshit to get more followers, you're on the wrong website

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13:59:02

maybe I should unfollow everyone with more followers than me

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13:59:11

or fewer. I wonder which would be better

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14:28:32

if words are power, etymology is engineering

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14:32:52

lol remember 2005 https://t.co/OaWb3J3ZA2

image from twitter

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15:40:22

The real fun of running a bookstore is not selling books, or even reading books. Certainly not shelving books. it's buying books 😁😁😁

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16:01:24

"dangerous" seems like a downgrade, need to step my game up https://t.co/A34tBM7pED

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16:02:06

nightball

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16:19:13

what's more fun and cool?

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16:21:18

the comments 😭

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16:36:47

😱 O! Lamar https://t.co/jBw6kuyNYF

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16:48:38

it was always me versus the world. till I found it's me versus me

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16:54:28

what was the last book you recommended to a friend? or purchased for a friend, gave your copy to a friend, loaned out forever to a friend etc

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17:03:23

chop wood, hairy water

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17:15:44

sorry but Twitter is literally the app for thoughts I can't unthink

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20:31:15

usually I respond to all replies that a tweet gets for the first 12 hours or so. however this tweet has many more 🗨️s than it has ❤️s. I don't know who's doing this, but the whole class is going to suffer until you pony up

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22:03:35

the problem with finance — and I'm including cryptocurrency trading here — is that it doesn't lens itself to good stories. oh you made a few more million bucks? by starting at charts? ok bro. nice seeing you though

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22:19:15

in 2015 when i had just come out of the woods, i wouldn't look at memes. i lived with a guy who always looked at memes on his phone and he would try to show them to me and i would look away and make him describe them

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22:26:02

it's harder than it sounds. try it

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