09:00:56

if you have less than 500 followers, please reply to this tweet and share one of your favorite of your own tweets. This is a test but I cannot tell you for what yet

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09:26:37

do u have any guess who this is https://t.co/znoBvEprys

image from twitter

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09:27:21

no I do not want to read the article first Twitter. I want to declare that this is SOPHONS

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09:29:06

Wait the test is not whether or not you post your tweet. send me your tweet I need the tweets to do the test. it is not a test for vanity! I am incredibly vain!

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09:30:26

Why would you go on Twitter and not like your own posts

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10:04:05

2020: No More Fake Friends 2021: Oh My God Its So Good To See You What Have You Been Up To Hahaha

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11:08:43

Hey I know I'm not the mayor but I would like to formally invite Silicon Valley to move to Albuquerque. better looking than Austin, less hurricanes than Miami. Plus we are already absorbing Hollywood. This will complete the process of Californication. (This why I'm not the mayor)

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12:28:51

https://t.co/7FXJEsWaCS

image from twitter

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12:29:04

this is for nerds chat

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12:43:37

🤔 https://t.co/99AR4h390z

image from twitter

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13:35:55

I canceled my membership a couple years back when I had Epstein brain. Glad to know that the power dynamic has shifted

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14:01:42

Are pickles a vegetable or a fruit

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14:10:32

this is funny actually

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14:12:13

excellent rant about the Manual for Civilization at the Long Now Foundation bar

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14:14:16

how old do you have to be to see a dead pig? like, kids are eating pigs all the time. farm kids help with slaughter and butchery. what is the problem here

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14:32:43

https://t.co/fjX9CTM1f7

image from twitter

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14:33:08

thought for tools

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15:11:54

You can do pretty well for yourself by just acting like everyone you talk to is dumber than you. it's often even true! but the problem with this approach is that when it fails it fails hard

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15:21:18

😮

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15:25:51

imagining a type of guy who's all the people living in harmony eeeee

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15:49:37

which generation are you

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16:39:15

cosign

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16:42:27

I bought a bunch of no-show socks cuz they were on sale and I didn't know how they would fit. they're terrible, disgusting, alien-looking when worn alone. but with shoes on they become the perfect sock I am conflicted

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16:44:12

really you're going to come to my feed and tell me that I'm smart? I don't come to your feed and tell you that you're not

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16:50:29

You are now blinking and making life decisions manually

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16:54:25

master of the language arts

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17:53:03

drag your friends out of the group chats and the WhatsApps and the Discords. bring them here https://t.co/iD8OU5Fu12

image from twitter

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18:34:36

it took a year to make this vaccine and it doesn't even taste like anything?

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18:41:01

roughly as effective as most forms of protest

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18:41:25

counterpoint: you don't need to be successful to be horrible

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18:43:08

I try to follow all the weirdest people that I see on this site and then just unfollow them one by one as they reveal themselves to be not a cool kind of weird

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18:58:49

which one of you is responsible for this https://t.co/u6iCdjEORd

image from twitter

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23:25:19

it's been 20 years since I watched The matrix but honestly? it holds up

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