07:13:50

becoming abysspilled

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08:46:15

as a kid I always imagined being a mad scientist who would get to shout "IT LIVES!" well...

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08:50:51

what about a regular tweet

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09:36:26

hmmm

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09:39:27

hm

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09:55:51

normal tweet

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10:05:44

me as a mayor: As I promised, we have cleaned up the streets of this town. The asphalt removers are done, the grass layers are there now, we should have a lush green park within a few months. thanks everybody for Your patience and cooperation, have a nice walk home

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10:22:14

😙

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10:34:21

what did they mean by this

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10:58:48

is this "dark academia"

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11:00:58

i love being an old guy on the internet now 😇

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11:14:37

is this The Elephant in the Brain? 💁‍♂️

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12:34:59

if you have less than 100 followers reply to this tweet

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14:40:40

i actually love this

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14:41:44

if you can't enjoy watching anonymous corpos have a spin war with self-aggrandizing politicos, your heart is thtee sizes too small

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15:04:29

not sure what this ad is trying to say exactly https://t.co/sdw3GeVLP8

image from twitter

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15:08:46

yet

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15:11:46

if i hear a rap song about quantum physics i assume that rapper is white. sorry or whatever

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15:13:30

i was wrong about this guy too. smh racist

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15:24:34

I was trying to diss white guys. but the main one I ended up embarrassing was myself

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15:27:34

ok Google has anyone ever lost their girlfriend to using Twitter too much

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16:05:33

if you want to feel instant good, go to YouTube, open any track by Khruangbin and start reading the comments while you listen

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16:31:43

things that make you say Hmmm https://t.co/8x87Hih12N

image from twitter

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16:33:29

I must be honest it's surprising to me how many of you are willing to identify yourselves as part of a cult

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16:48:54

this book sucks. what should i do with it

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17:13:57

fighting losing battles is what losers do

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18:22:52

every time I have to special order somebody an anti-vax book i just grit my teeth and think "it's fiction". after all, I sell a lot of books about an orphan wizard that grows up under the stairs too

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20:23:15

y'all after far too polite What should I Do with it?

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21:45:47

https://t.co/xBnO7AzfXr

image from twitter

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