08:02:21

hey you absolute fuckers! I woke up early and you took this away from me

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08:03:06

I just watched the phone clock change from 7:00 to 8:00. This is like a nightmare. or a Saw movie

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08:05:41

worse https://t.co/ULt8e3VnEN

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08:57:22

should i drop my Christian hip hop stoner movie playlist today?

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09:04:12

I had an interesting learning experience with the cat the winter. she would never finish her wet food even though she really likes wet food a lot more than kibble. she would leave like half the can and it would get dry and crusty and at that point who could blame her

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09:04:13

In hindsight I think she couldn't get down into the corners of the ramekin. her whiskers were telling her not to stick her head that far in a hole or something. there's something about interspecies communication here. I'm not sure totally what it is yet

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09:04:13

One day, instead of the deep glass ramekin I was using to feed her the wet food, I used a plate instead. she ate it all up! repeated for a few days and, yes she loves the wet food, she just didn't like the ramekin

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09:10:29

applying the "fuck around and find out" method to such mysteries as "should i eat this week-old grocer-store fake Chinese food from the mini-fridge at work" 🤢

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09:37:56

https://t.co/Lzaf3M0Sbu sexy

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10:32:59

https://t.co/wu42hbmI1k

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10:40:26

okay here it is! it might even synchronize with Friday (1995) if you're into that sort of thing :D https://t.co/S9O61YnS3Q

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14:30:01

if you had to choose one to have in your house and you could never add the other:

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14:44:43

okay the alternative to a clothes washer is not "wash your clothes by hand". it's "go to the laundromat". kind of surprised i even have to say this

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15:56:38

the early 2000s and their consequences have been a disaster for musical taste

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18:44:20

sweet sweet exploits

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20:32:57

"deepfakes"are real and possible harmful but this is just regular Bullshitting

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