07:56:29

okay, I'm doing another research project. Can everybody send me screenshots of your bank app, when you're logged into it

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09:18:55

ok, Alexander Technique might be something real

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09:27:26

I say based upon about 15 minutes of reading this and doing the exercise in the article it links to https://t.co/u9Mq2B9HGX

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09:28:34

exercise in here. I'm very familiar with this server awareness, although I've never heard it refer to in these secular terms before https://t.co/Q6BztdgOPG

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09:31:22

Jesse what the f

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09:46:25

You're telling me a Mars is landing today?

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09:58:39

🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 πŸ”΅πŸ€˜πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘†πŸ”΅ πŸŸ’πŸ–•πŸ˜‡πŸ€ŒπŸŸ’ πŸŸ πŸ‘‡πŸ™πŸ€™πŸŸ  πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄ can't touch this

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10:08:57

you can summon this tweet if you ever need an aura of supreme protection and self-confidence. it is attached to my personal karmic balance via smart contract

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10:12:35

I'm pretty sure this is how I quit smoking cigarettes? I just expanded the amount of time between craving and action, building strength in it like a muscle, until I was able to sustain it indefinitely. I have been actively paused between craving and smoking for nearly 2 years now

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10:18:40

you know, I can conceptually conceive that people are English but I can never really believe that's how they talk until I hear it

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11:11:23

hey google, https://t.co/bYFCucq6iP

image from twitter

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12:50:58

at 2000 followers I will eat lunch

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13:11:52

we could do this Today

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13:56:41

new Mars rover just dropped https://t.co/GHLhuafqwi

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14:06:47

so it is possible to be safe somewhere

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14:25:47

Nice thing about the recent scissor statement article is it has made clear who thinks for themselves, and who just thinks in terms of easily available narrative tropes

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14:50:07

[shitting into my own hand and then taking a deep whiff of it] So I'm a tech journalist

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14:54:28

[writing a long screed about how something i don't understand is definitely going to be bad] Yep, I'm a Geniusβ„’

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14:54:29

Why do all these People keep wanting this Thing I told them they actually Shouldn't Want? Me for the Guardian:

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16:12:05

isn't it a sort of second-order existential risk if our AI risk researchers are themselves wireheading?

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16:14:49

The most dangerous game, in fact, is God

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16:17:46

what about training neural nets πŸ₯²

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16:20:53

listen to the Mars Volta today with me

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16:27:42

which album do you put on

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16:30:48

I wonder which ingredient gives this yerba mate the flavor of a burning tire https://t.co/lVkBz53OPQ

image from twitter

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17:37:06

if you post a tweet and then delete it right away, you know I'm screenshotting that shit. i am Sniping you

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18:12:15

[scraping letters into the sand on a deserted island] S E N D M E M E S

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18:39:34

https://t.co/qYxgVZA98G

image from twitter

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18:42:55

what in tarnation https://t.co/rT86TYiUhB

image from twitter

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19:37:10

men will literally imagine sisyphus happy instead of going to therapy

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19:40:19

wait, you're telling me a bo fa deez nuts?

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19:49:03

if gamers are so oppressed why don't they just rise up

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20:53:24

i'm afraid i blue myself https://t.co/nS5G48H2nC

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21:05:11

if anyone was wondering, artificial intelligences can take psychic damage

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21:05:28

in D&D 5e

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21:27:49

i am going to become the whaaa--? https://t.co/OnsXe0lqCj

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21:59:46

according to homebrew

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22:30:21

i projected my face into the latent space of MetFaces and he is π•π•¦π•žπ•šπ•Ÿπ• π•¦π•€ https://t.co/CA0r8spFtF

image from twitter

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22:33:36

real St Germain energy here

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22:56:15

i look pretty hot as a cat though 😽 https://t.co/evjQ6sXn4W

image from twitter

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23:57:31

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face. https://t.co/i0QeG1tCBj

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