08:36:23

The phone speaker is a psyop to make people hate music. music is not meant to be listened to so small

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08:37:36

this must be one of those 72-hour 48-hour COVID tests

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11:35:13

nope! turns out it's one of those covid tests where you swab your mouth and then they take your test and then they throw it in the trash and then 72 hours later they send you a message saying that your test had something wrong with it

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11:37:31

well that's frankly terrifying https://t.co/F7qKONxmfE

image from twitter

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11:42:34

scary https://t.co/MautNNQ1sy

image from twitter

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12:00:10

cryptocurrency really is the future! I can't believe they invented such an easy way to delete all your money by accident. so convenient!!

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12:41:42

Cool, now I got a parking ticket too, for parking for 5 minutes outside work. helluva day

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14:05:53

nice, a bill from the dentist. guess my insurance didn't cover it after all. might as well pay all of these today, nothing else to spend money on, mood not gonna get worse anyway

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