09:11:52

the "apocalypse dad" bit is stupid, to be sure. let her google it. but this is how problem solving skills are developed and the coddled classes will never understand that matter of fact, if you're the Apocalypse Dad, why don't you have a book she can look it up in? 🧐

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09:21:42

okay, the dad is a jerk. enough people in the replies say their parents did this kind of thing and they hated it. her should have taught her better how to think about it rather than just fucking around but nobody starves in six hours. six hours is a normal duration to not eat

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09:28:08

if i were going to raise a child i would simply never post anything about it to Twitter

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09:41:20

holler at your boy

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13:10:57

bean dad is more controversial than first appearance

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15:18:29

beans dad discourse has entered real life. we supposed to be playing a tabletop game

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17:18:56

why does the smaller human not simply eat the beans Dad

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17:21:09

so I handed the can opener to my daughter and I said Fuck you kid, try to figure out a way to kill me with this and she did. wow

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23:30:28

finally

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